#ouch dude

[st-ignatius]

will never forget about the time that my friend and i were talking about the upcoming nosferatu remake and i asked him

“do you think louis and lestat will go see it together?”

to which this motherfucker had the AUDACITY to reply

“without claudia?”

[madhya-pradesh-official]

I was talking to somebody from Maharashtra and he LEGIT DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I EXISTED.... I'm hurt.

[quick-attack]

sand zone is a pain in my tail

[wannabecatwriter]

And because this guy never takes a break to reevaluate the situation, and because Katrina is already gone from the bar, he instantly zeroes in on Elvira Slayer and tries to chat her up.

Ulf: Hey, there. Can I just say, I love the halter neck look? It's very alluring.

Elvira: Thank you.

Ulf: Have any plans for the evening? Or for the following night? 😘

Elvira: I do actually. I plan to go home and take a nice shower. As I recommend you do as well. Sorry, dude, but you smell like a wet dog.

[megan0013]

*pokes with a stick*

[dykeyaoi]

twelve of them

[obscene-flaunting]

dont leave me hanging dewd

[traumaticchild]

wonder if being called slurs by my best friend is finally getting to me