More poorly spelled migraine induced Billy thoughts yippeeee
All the first names of superheroes get revealed by a villain and they say that they’re going to reveal their last names too in a week if their demands aren’t met
They find the names throigh magxial means though so they accidentally find marvels name from like six champions ago. It’s far from tehir real name but technically it used to be so he decides on a strategy.
Tehy can’t stop the villain by giving them what they want because it’s a terrible demand, and yeh whole world Is on the edge of their seats waiting for their full names to drop so none of them will help them either.
So Billy goes to an interview and they obviously ask him how he feels about his name being revealed. He uses his experience pretending to be a sad little kid for free food, and he gets a bit teary eyed and says he was already upset about them revealing his friends liek that, but deadnaming him was just the cherry on top.
The world goes crazy, people who were waiting for the names to drop are now enraged and they go after the guy themselves. There are riots and angry mobs. Teenage girls on TikTok find their address and steal whatever magical item they used and smashed it.
Basically the LGBTQ+ community cancels a villain and saves the day.
This probably sucks because my Brian is still not working but too bad! You read it anyway and your not allowed to unread it mwahaha
