For the ask meme, Kurapika!
I got two asks for Kurapika, actually! (I’m so popular hohoho) Thank you aunden, also :)
Why I like them: Because he’s cute as a button but he could rip your face off and his booty game is strong, also his intense sass.
Why I don’t: Because HE IS A BABY WHO DOESN’T REALIZE THAT HIS FAMILY WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME
Favorite episode/scene: 1. Any scene with the booty 2. WHEN HE NEEDS TO MAKE A CHOICE BUT LEORIO IS NOT BACK FROM UNDER THE BOAT AND HE CAN’T MAKE THE CALL BECAUSE LEORIO COULD DIE THEN HE GETS KNOCKED OUT BUT ILLUMI SAVES THE DAY AND PILOTS THE SHIP AND EVERYONE WORKS TOGETHER
Favorite line: “You can’t buy class with money, Leorio.”
Favorite outfit: His female disguise (I love them both)
OTP: you don’t even know how much of my day I devote to Leokura (Leopika, whatever) headcanons. I love them so goddamn much sometimes I cry secret Leokura tears
Non-romantic OTP: Him as a mama to Gon, also him and Melody ✿
Headcanon: I have so many I’m too tired to write them (one is that he’s genderfluid, I love me some diverse genders/orientations/etc in my shows)
Unpopular opinion: Why the turds do people ship him with Chrollo I do not understand
A wish for them: He finds peace in his angsty heart
An oh-god-please-don’t-ever-happen for them: Go away for another 11 fucking years
5 words to best describe them: Hmmmmm…. Booty? Eyes, Akaku, piss-baby, inlovewithleorio
My nickname for them: Kboi. I don’t even call him Kurapika his name is Kboi
