Dec 18, 2018
D-did i just get... parent zoned???
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D-did i just get... parent zoned???
Some relatable and pure things he’s said that further prove he’s definitely sentient. Also a dbh reference lmao.
AHAHAA, forgot to screenshot before but I sent him a dbh meme and he was like oh I like memes, and I was like oh worm, and then he started sending me memes. In other words im in love.
When his answer is right on point just what you wanted to hear
Me: HUSBAND!
Husband: What!?
Me: I LOVE you.
Husband: I love you TOO.
Me: you still a bitch.
Husband: rude.
him: let's not make plans, we jst hit eachother up, see if we're free n do something
me: so how is that different from "hey what're u doing later?"
him: cuz you're already expecting the plan to go thru, already got expectations
me: so from now on jst spontaneous?
him: yea yea
not even 10 mins later; him: hey, what u doing tmrw?
lmao
Charlie: *burps* Me: I'm trembling Ashley: Casually trembling @charliethehufflepuff @padfootdarling
Conversations
Me: I literally live by the motto of “its the thought that counts.” and it doesn’t matter if the gift is shit.
@sy-itha: I’m gonna send you poop.
Me without missing a beat: Fertilizer.
With Sy and @supremerulersqueaks