phainon, whose motto is “happy wife, happy life”
he’d be the type to wear a shirt with your face on it that says “i love my wife!!!”. he’d work a 9-5 for you. he’d massage you if you ask even if he just came home from work. he’d let you doodle on his arms. he’d make you breakfast in bed. if you ask him to wrap his biceps around your face, he would do so gladly.
you want some kisses? he’ll pepper your face until you tell him to stop (he’s not gonna stop). you’re craving something? he’ll make it for you; and if he can’t, then he’ll just order it online. your eyes linger too long on something while you’re out shopping? he’s buying that in a heartbeat. oh you want a puppy? he’ll drive the both of you over an adoption center immediately
oh. you want kids? then he’s fucking you until you’re dripping to the core and full of his seed. and if you ask him if you can peg him, he’d let you too.