#concepts.exe

[kominigiru]

phainon’s your next-door neighbor and the go-to handyman whenever you need help fixing something. and every time he shows up, he’s always in one of those perfectly snug tank tops

you tell yourself you’re just watching him work, but your eyes always drift to the way his arms flex and they linger even longer when a stray drip from your leaky ceiling slides down his skin

[kominigiru]

the concept of angel!phainon getting horny for you. like you’re literally just doing laundry in the bathroom and he’s just there standing, watching over you and staring at your exposed neck and whenever you try to wipe sweat off your face it makes his throat bob and he just swallows hard

now after you finish doing laundry, he has to pretend he just hadn’t thought of pressing you against the bathroom’s cold floor

[kominigiru]

bartender!reader where you’re the bartender of the night and phainon orders a hurricane shot and you slap the hell out of him and he’s instantly smitten

​he then decides you’re the one and immediately starts planning your wedding in his head all while still dazed from the slap

[kominigiru]

In the kingdom’s eyes, Sir Lohen is the model chevalier—everything a future monarch could ever need.

Handpicked to serve as the royal heir’s personal knight, he is unwaveringly loyal, impeccably disciplined, and dangerously competent. He carries himself with dignity, speaks only when necessary, and follows every command with precise obedience.

But behind closed doors, Sir Lohen becomes something else entirely.

With you, he sheds the polished restraint expected of him. His formality twists into something meaner—more provoking. He answers your commands with just enough delay to be disrespectful, his voice laced with amusement. He questions you—not outright defiance, never enough to be punished—but just enough to make your authority feel negotiable.

He is, simply put, infuriating.

Where others bow, he leans. Where others obey, he lingers. Where others speak with reverence, he teases with a familiarity that borders on insolence. And worst of all—he enjoys it.

He knows exactly how to press at your patience, how to draw out that flash of anger in your eyes, how to leave you flustered and seething while he stands there, amused, as though your irritation is the most entertaining thing in the world.

You are certain he is the most insufferable, deplorable man in the entire kingdom.

Sir Lohen, meanwhile, finds you utterly captivating when you’re like this—eyes blazing, voice sharp, pride wounded but unyielding.

If anything, he’s doing it on purpose.

After all, a perfect knight protects their heir. And what better way to learn your every weakness than to be the one who brings them out?

[kominigiru]

m&ms (i’m gonna start calling it that from now on lmaooo) gave me older brother!mydei brainrot

mydei doesn’t strike me as the kind of brother who would actively bully you. like, sure, he will tease you (no older sibling is immune to that instinct) but it’s never ragebait. it’s not meant to push you over the edge or make you genuinely upset. he teases in that deadpan with the most minuscule of a smile way. and what’s worse is he never lets go of the dumbest things you’ve done. like that one time you microwaved an egg because you were too lazy to boil it over water and it exploded on your face. yeah, he’s never forgetting that

and when he does it around other people, it confuses them so much LMAO it has everyone thinking he’s calling you out for real. like, they start giving you that awkward side-eye while you’re sitting there trying to explain, “no, it’s not like that, he’s just like this”

also. you and mydei don’t even look alike, which made high school an absolute minefield. biologically related? yes. facial resemblance? zero. so people just assumed you were dating. you two were always together—lunch breaks, heading to school, walking home—so rumors flew. it wasn’t until his final year (he’s a year older btw, i declare it as law) that everything blew up when someone posted a photo of you on the school’s freedom wall, looking real couple-y with someone who wasn’t mydei

the post was like, “wow, can’t believe [you] would cheat on mydei 💔” and then. THEN. mydei himself pulls up in the replies and goes “what cheating. that’s literally my sibling ?” WORD FOR WORD WITH THE EXACT PUNCTUATION LIKE THAT AND EVERYTHING AOFNRLFND

but beyond all that teasing and messiness, mydei is genuinely your knight in shining armor. when he found out your s/o (now ex, thank god) either cheated or played you for a dare, he pulled up immediately. if it was a guy, mydei would’ve gone full hands mode, no hesitation. if it was a girl? he’d never hit her (i stand by the belief that mydei would NEVER lay a hand on a woman) but he would absolutely dig up the nastiest dirt and find a way to drag her publicly. he’s got receipts and he’s not afraid to use them!!!

also if you ever got dumped? he’s literally one call away. five minutes later, he’s outside on his motorbike (mydei with a bike hmmmgjhhfh 😍😍), and he’s ready to buy you the most disgustingly sweet milkshake you can think of. like it’s literally 80% sugar and regret, and he’ll buy two just so you don’t feel bad about it

his protective streak didn’t come out of nowhere either—it started when you were both younger. after gorgo passed, mydei kind of took over the whole house. cooking, cleaning, laundry, and even helping you dress and get ready for school when you were little. and when he graduated high school and moved out to live on his own, there was no way he was leaving you with your neglectful father. so yeah, you two became roommates. family by blood, but also by choice

there’s honestly so much more i could say about older brother!mydei but i’m stopping myself before i spiral into a whole novel LMAOOO. just know that i am unwell about this ❤️❤️

[kominigiru]

nod-krai spoilers ‼️

haven’t done the new archon quest myself yet but i get the gist that rerir can shapeshift or smth

so imagine the potential of a yandere rerir fic where he takes the form of your lover and pretends to be them and you’re none-the-wiser. like he just doesn’t wear their face, but he inhabits their role completely

your lover, a lightkeeper, dies at the hands of the wild hunt. their end is tragic, but no one will ever know because rerir takes over their body. while initially his goal was just to search for his other fragments without drawing suspicion, he eventually becomes obsessed with you and begins to resent the fact that his love for you is “borrowed”

the intimacy between you and the real lover wasn’t his to begin with, but now he wants it to be. now, he needs you to choose him

[kominigiru]

phainon, whose motto is “happy wife, happy life”

he’d be the type to wear a shirt with your face on it that says “i love my wife!!!”. he’d work a 9-5 for you. he’d massage you if you ask even if he just came home from work. he’d let you doodle on his arms. he’d make you breakfast in bed. if you ask him to wrap his biceps around your face, he would do so gladly.

you want some kisses? he’ll pepper your face until you tell him to stop (he’s not gonna stop). you’re craving something? he’ll make it for you; and if he can’t, then he’ll just order it online. your eyes linger too long on something while you’re out shopping? he’s buying that in a heartbeat. oh you want a puppy? he’ll drive the both of you over an adoption center immediately

oh. you want kids? then he’s fucking you until you’re dripping to the core and full of his seed. and if you ask him if you can peg him, he’d let you too.

[kominigiru]

a soulmate au where you’re born with a timer on your wrist that counts down to the moment you meet your soulmate—except your soulmate is khaslana, the original phainon. so whenever the you of a certain recurrence meets the phainon of that cycle, your timer and his still continue to tick. even so, there’s this deep-seated sense of connection with him that you can’t ignore, even though you’re “not meant for each other”

in every cycle, your timer always runs out the moment you meet flame reaver, and phainon’s timer inevitably stops counting down the moment you draw your last breath. the only time your timers ever coincide is in recurrence #33,550,336, where you are still alive to witness phainon merge with flame reaver—

—and where the world resets one final time.