#ourobraxas

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hey. kin assign me. do it.

come get yaself kin assigned

:)

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📺 oh i want a government assigned obj head too!

honestly I tried to think of something else but CRT is just so iconic that I can’t

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📺 (tv head doesnt count)

FUCK

ok if we can’t do tv head then how aboooooout a writhing, glowing mass of feathers and eyes

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mwah, thank you ❤️❤️❤️

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you’re both banned

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whispers gently 'fight me' n scuttles to bed

the thing

:3c u know what this is lmao

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Scarfy + hh, pirate AU, and also because we're on the topic of weird AUs, crystal + rebel, Bloodborne AU

THE THING

THANK U ENDER

PIRATE AU HELL YEAH-scarfy is a long-time crew member of the ship, sailing the seven seas in a search of adventure and treasure-hh is the son of a wealthy British family with a knack for getting in trouble- he does not want to be trapped by his family’s traditional ways-one day, hh runs away from his home and finds himself at the port, where he stows away onto a cargo ship on impulse-after a good week of sailing, the cargo ship is attacked and hh finds himself as a captive on the ship scarfy’s on- and scarfy’s getting all buddy buddy with him, what’s going on?-turns out scarfy originally wanted him for his riches but the two eventually become actual friends, helping each other with their duties and becoming even closer as a result-and finally, when the two get close enough and tell their tales, scarfy offers hh a chance to return home to his family- no strings attached-it takes a while, but hh takes scarfy’s hand and squeezes it; “If I could be anywhere in the world, it’d be with you.”

BLOODBORNE AU EVEN MORE HELL YEAH-crystal and rebel were two best friends before yharnam ofc-rebel gets sick with some unknown illness so crystal drags her ass to yharnam to get *the goods* (blood healing)-well, long story short they volunteer to become hunters so now they’re here, they’re queer, they’re gonna beat up some monsters-and beat up monsters they do-crystal’s the first to fall to blood-drunkeness, and because of this she whirls around and turns on rebel-and rebel has to fight back to protect herself, even though she does not want to fight her friend-rebel ends up killing crystal, but not after sustaining some major damage herself, so as crystal’s body is there rebel drags herself over to it and just cries until she can cry no more and passes out from her injuries-she never wakes up

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the thing

I’m so fucking sorry.