Screwball and Wander
here’s your package
who is more likely to hurt the other?
Screwball
who is emotionally stronger?
Wander
who is physically stronger?
Screwball, unless Wander experiences a burst of freak strength.
who is more likely to break a bone?
... I wanna say Screwball but. Does he like. Have bones.
who knows best what to say to upset the other?
SCREWBALL
who is most likely to apologize first after an argument?
Wander
who treats who’s wounds more often?
Wander probably, but Screwball treating Wander’s wounds sounds cute.
who is in constant need of comfort?
Screwball
who gets more jealous?
Screwball
who’s most likely to walk out on the other?
Wander tbh. Which is weird to say. This is probably the only ship like that? Maybe.
who will propose?
Screwball. Wander doesn’t normally propose...
who has the most difficult parents?
parents???
who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?
Wander!
who hogs the blankets?
Screwball
who gets more sad?
Screwball
who is better at cheering the other up?
Wander
who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?
... My body cannot answer this question if you’re asking about this ship.
who is more streetwise?
Waaaander?
who is more wise?
WANDER
who’s the shyest?
Screwball
who boasts about the other more?
Screwball!
who sits on who’s lap?
Screwball on Wander’s lap!