#outside is overrated

[creepy-guy-in-your-house-offical]

You know when your parents try to make to go outside but you just glare at them from the depths of your dark, cold room. That's always fun to watch.

[402balzeit]

Why do i have to put on clothes ever? Why can't I just be naked everywhere and people be okay with it?

[thestrexfiles]

I really hate this picnic. Hey where's Cecil anyway?

Nonsense! You love the picnic!

You love it more than you’ve loved anything ever before.

Just try to practice your smile and you’ll feel so much better!

[thiswildernessismyhome]

i would like to be able to i dunno

put on clothes

go to the grocery store

go for a run

maybe take myself out on a hot date to the movies

that sounds like a really awesome sunday

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(please don't let this be the start of the thing where i can't leave the house please brain let's just not this time)

[feffiloceraptor]

My mom just called me and told she wanted me to go outside today because it's nice out. I don't even live with my parents anymore, so I told her I was playing Sims and she said, "Just get some fresh air Jen, I worry about your brain." Then she hung up on me. Thanks, mom.

[kalebop]

What a beautiful day outside im going to close the curtains

[katiemccoy94]

or not

i need to go outside today... or not

[athena-easternskies]

The indoor/outdoor dilema

Me (indoors): It's a nice day. I should go out and enjoy the sunshine.

Me (outdoors): This is so boring. I want to go back and brows the Internet.