the devil's lettuce

sometimes I see things I like on here, so I reblog them.

[pissyeti]

Reblog if you want your followers to put the Pokémon they think best represents you into your ask box.

[micaxiii]

Do it

[browsedankmemes]

How many more brothers must fall!?

[the-antifeminist-atheist]

BALLS OUT FOR BANTU

[boss-hoody]

Poor guy went to sleep thinking he’d wake up to hot gorilla puss, but instead, he woke up to being dead.

[surprisebitch]

he will be with Harambe in heaven but his death wont be in vain

#JusticeForBantu #BallsOutForBantu

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[thefeywildling]

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

[47lamborghinis-deactivated20160]

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

[jdeko]

Evangelation

[sirchubbybunny]

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

[tomysshadow-deactivated20230715]

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

[bldvnbln]

This is wonderful

[beantownbailout-blog]

[402balzeit]

I'm the cake

[nylarac]

this took a surprising turn

[kennethktran-deactivated2018022]

LOL

[thethirdbird]

lawful evil

[dutchstore]

Can’t stop watching this 😂😂😂 by The LAD Bible

[twitterlols]

[stability]

[hohohomo]

View this post on Instagram

This is so pure. :)

[viircos]

omg this is my favorite thing ever

[sushiangelbaby]

give him a hat it’s hot outside

[artofthecatt]

oh snap

[moaccyrk]

REBLOG.

FOREVER.

[thepanthercave]

This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway “inner critic” and this comic is perfect ❤️

[fujisquad]

I wonder if people notice that I wear the same pair of jeans literally all the time.

[402balzeit]

Meeeeee

[funyuns]

Everything’s comin’ up FUNYUNS!!!

[402balzeit]

Tumblr ads, everyone.

[blackandmildwithgod]

Also Romeo and Juliet are a couple that killed themselves.

Don’t aim for fictional relationships

Aim for a real one.

[firebirdscratches]

Harley’s love for the Joker and her willingness to tolerate his abuse was always very deliberately presented to be deeply unhealthy and tragic: 

The Joker is not her love interest - he is her origin story. He is what formed her and made her the person she is today - but he is NOT her love interest, he is her abuser.

And in later arcs, she has left him behind for good: 

She is now in a happy polyamorous relationship with Poison Ivy and a new character, Mason.

Harley Quinn has grown so much over the years, and I am really proud of her as a character and think she showed so much strength to grow past her obsession with the Joker and become her own woman, totally true to herself and refusing to have her narrative revolve around someone else’s life.  So if you look up to Harley Quinn and see yourself in her, I think that’s great, but Harley Quinn isn’t amazing because she’s obsessed with the Joker, Harley Quinn is amazing because Harleen Quinzel is amazing. 

[402balzeit]

This is amazing, I never knew they had duh progressive characters in these new 52

[vampiregerards]

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

are u sure? like are u really sure? have u seen me? u did not think this through

[mypsychology]

For more posts like these, go to @mypsychology​

[adulthoodisokay]

too pure for this world [x]

[buzzfeed]

BFF goals

[fyeahgoofyanimatedfaces]