#oven guy

[coldest-visitor]

Dear Mr. Guy

If you're cold, have you tried oven?

-Best wishes, Oven Guy

The smell of charred plastic and fabric fills the air. Its quite overwhelming...yet they were still cold.

[askcoatguy]

its me, oven guy again, i did Not know you cuold feel pain and will be reevaluating ny possible solutions.....please stand by.

Also, sorry fir offending you with the was-band joke, not sorry for making it. Do yuo and the widow interact at all day to day? Her and the dude that only speaks in Zgyzhs are probably my favorite in this house.

I jsut feel sad for you. And that kid that dtands by the fridge. Thats about it.

I don't think the widow can s-stand being around me. I give her space.

I-I think she is reminded of her husbands corpse when she looks at me, since I... Been h-harder for her ever since she had to be rid of it. I'm sorry that she has to stay in the same house as me.

[coldest-visitor]

Dear Mr. Guy,

That is exactly what I meant when I suggested oven. Shame it didn't work. I will think of more things that could help. Stay tuned. Oh wait they say stay tuned cause like you tune a radio. I just realized that Mr. Guy. Did you know that?

-Oven Guy

"T-tune? The radio? Th-that i fear i don't know h-how to do..."

Confused by the oven fiend's words, he was reminded of the last encounter's ending, with them butt out sticking from the homeowner's oven. It's a miracle it didn't fully destroy the oven, it only burnt his jacket a little..

"Were you tr-trying to k-k-kill me?!" What did they mean 'exactly what they meant'?!