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I have a book to return to the library today before they eat me (sent me an overdue notice)
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I have a book to return to the library today before they eat me (sent me an overdue notice)
To: Horgathrim, Lord of Darkness
Dear Lord Horgathrim, Heir to Evil, Tamer of the Besotted Lands.
I am writing to you to, once again, remind you that your copy of "Advanced Hexes in the Applied Dark Arts" is 683203 days overdue.
If the copy is not returned within the next 14 business days, I have been authorized by the Wizard Council to utilize an 8th level transmutation spell to transmute the outer walls of your currently inhabited evil tower to something far less intimidating and pointy.
Your library card will also be suspended.
Wishing you all the best.
The Head Librarian.