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Me: destiel is canon

My mom: what is destiel and what is canon?

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My math prof just concluded that Ronaldinho is probably not human ans I don't know how to react

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Why is noone asking questions? It can't have all been clear!

My math prof

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We are now in the situation of a person who wants to get a nail into a wall but has no hammer. Instead we ha a softcover book. That works too but it's more exhausting

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger... or it mutates and tries again

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- how interesting is the lecture?

- I'm startung to draw puns

(Ente Wurzel aus Kuh)

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My mother has a boyfriend, my brother has a girlfriend, and I got a stuffed pi

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All of my family embers are absolute drama queens.

Once, when I got home, my brother was lying on the living room floor because he had just come home from sports.

I was hungry so I went to the kitchen to make dinner. So he got up, walked to the kitchen and fell on the ground again.

Just for the dramatic effect