Running theory number one: Some kind of crazy ass elder dragon.
Running theory number two: Time travel.
Running theory number three: Aliens.
Running theory number four, and probably the most plausible:
At some point, somehow, I took an unwitting nosedive into the Caravaneer’s peyote stash—which I’m damned sure he totally has—and am currently tripping on more balls than a stampede of Konchu.
Well, okay.
Really, what can she do to interpret this? It’s not just chaos, it’s chaotic chaos. Not your garden variety chaos. This ain’t some run of the mill, “Kushala Daora stomped through Dundorma and now all hell has broken loose” chaos, it’s like that but multiplied by a seemingly endless swarm of, uh... mmmmaybe Lynian lookin’ creatures? Trying to jump people. People in some funky lookin’ duds. That and what looks to be architecture flickering in and out of view as though ripples in water.
There’s also the hole. Poor confused Yoli considers just jumping down the looming abyss and seeing where the rest of this psychedelic vision takes her, but ends up just standing there bemusedly as the carnage continues to fiercely erupt around her.
The strange Lynian-esque critters mostly seem to avoid her. Maybe it’s the armor? Good thing she’s been rocking the big bad Gore getup lately. Thinking of her equipment, she realizes her recent gunlance isn’t saddled to her back, but instead there’s a greatsword planted in the ground next to her, blade-down like the cut tail of a Glavenus.
Classic bone jawblade, huh? How nostalgic. Don’t mind if I do. She plucks the weapon with a heave and fastens it to her backstrap.
This is clearly not Val Habar where she’d last been, nor Cathar where she’d been heading to. Wherever it is, it’s unlike any place she’d ever seen in her many travels. Sort of impressive in and of itself, that. Thus, she thinks, perhaps some explanation of an unusual nature had to be the culprit. She mulls over this as she walks, uncertain. Running theories abound as she observes the scene, cautious, curious.
...Yes, perhaps that’s just it. This is all far too sensational to be much of a dream. Hallucination’s far more likely.
With any luck, she won’t have genitalia drawn on her face when she eventually snaps out of it.












