(MUN: *uses toilet at work*
*goes to wipe*
*toilet paper is under not over*
*whispers* I hate everyone)
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(MUN: *uses toilet at work*
*goes to wipe*
*toilet paper is under not over*
*whispers* I hate everyone)
What’s your best advice for having a happy marriage? A couple of years ago I was flying on @southwestair (remember when we could fly) and their was a couple on their way to their honeymoon. We were asked to share some tips on a happy marriage. This is what I shared. . Be intentional with showing your love. I’d love to hear your tips. Especially at times when you are least interested in showing your love to your love. . Oh..and if she puts the toilet paper role on wrong, (#overnotunder) just change it. It takes less than 3 seconds to fix. Best investment in time I’ve ever made. . Hit the like button if you agree. Share your tips below. #relationshipquotes #marriage #marriedlife #superdave #love #livewithintention #lovewins #marriageadvice #redheadandbaldy #mindset #coaching #lifecoach #FistBump #southwestairlines (at Frisco, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAc2QJuALYI/?igshid=dili3sjs0pav
#OverNotUnder! (at Hot 96.7)
I don't even know my own family anymore. #OverNotUnder (at Gulfport, Mississippi)
Come on man! If i did that she would scream till my ears bleed!! #doublestandards #overnotunder #replacetheroll
So last night I was drunk Needed to pee, used the last of the tp, changed the roll, then went to bed. Nbd. This morning I woke up, again needed to pee, then got mad that someone had put the roll on backwards last night. When I realized it was my fault I cried