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also john because im just that eager to see the reaction of your present can i come over now and give it to you

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you’re at your house. why the fuck would i bring lube.

Because...

what if i dont have any?

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your room, after i get taco bell.

Sounds good.

You goin' to bring the lube this time?

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fuck you.

When and where?

B;D

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i’m going to take one of your guns and shoot you in the dick.

Youre so sweet.

B)

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fucker.

Maybe i should wrap it up in like.. 50 sheets of wrapping paper.

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fuck that noise, what is it? is it the dildo?

Yep.

Im not telling you the one i got you though.

overpricedselfies replied to your post:Happy b-day to that one nerd named john.

fuck you, i love you. where’s my gift, loser.

I love you too dork. I will give you your present tomorrow. Or later i guess.

It finally came in the mail yesterday. But I still have to wrap it up and make it look totally rad.

B)

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