#overwatch rage

[hanaisnumber1]

Don't get mad when you die because you let your healer die.

[hanaisnumber1]

If you want your healers to heal you, stop flying halfway across the fucking map!

[fantaboy91]

I’m so tired of having gold elimination and hero damage as a healer or tank 🤦🏽‍♂️ if you can’t play DPS, either don’t pick DPS as your role or go play against bots. Holy fuck

[ijessemccree]

fusaah

[unlimitedhearts]

Things My Boyfriend Says When He Plays Overwatch Part One? Maybe?

Singing “Our team is a dumpster fire, our team is a dumpster fiiiire!!”

“Cunts cunts; cunts? Cunts.”

“How much damage do I do to myself?”

“Kinda gonna come in and lay low.” Does not lay low, explosions everywhere.

Shooting his balls as Junkrat “Ping, ping, ping, ping. That’s the sound of my balls hitting your point bitch!”

Imitating Zenyatta “Payload. Payyyyload.”

“HE DEAD AS FUCK.”

“Imma get all this utility bitch! ALL THIS FUCKIN’ UTILITY!”

“Fuckin’ bASTION CUNT.”

“Nuuuuuu we were right fuckin’ there. RIGHT there. goddamn.”

After Junkrat says “Happy birthday!” My bf followed up with “HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!”

Imitating Mario (badly) “’Ere we go!”

“S’okay the scary mans gone!”

“Lea’me alone Bastion, I don’t wanna hug.”

Imitating Adore Delano “Time to say fuck it!”

“We gotta Luuuuuuce!”

“Lez go Boostio!”

“Chupchupchupchup da da dada daaaa BAH!”

*Switches to Zen*

“I will be aggressive as FUCK as Zen.” then he died

*Switches to Junkrat after shit Junkrat switched*

“Aww yiss my true calling.”

“Wow, right outta the gate y’all can go fuck urselves.”

“HOW DID REAPER GET ON THE ROOF? He’s gonna drop down, he’s dead.”

“Bye bye reaper.”

“I bounced him off the map lol.”

“YEAH KILL THOSE FUCKERS DEAD.”

“Dis what happens when I blow shit up.” In regards to winning.

“This business relationship isn’t working. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY, I DIED! FASTER THAN FUCKIN’ ANYTHING.”

*New game, is Reinhardt*

Charges himself off the map

Beatboxes badly “Drop these phat beasties.”

“Haramb’s all day to be honest.”

“Team? Team. Teaaam? Thanks team!” After no one else was on point and he got swarmed.

“Enemies detected? Fuckin’ doucebags detected.”

“FUCK YOU MEI!”

“I give up, I give up against Mei.”

“Fuck this team, WHERE ARE YOU.”

“Duuuuumpster fiiiiiiiires!”

“Fuck him, no fuck him!”

“Tell him to stop being a hypocrite!”

“Ooh! Aah! Aah! Ooh!”

Singing “HARAMBEEEE! hARAMBOOOOO!”

[laffingseals-blog]

Overwatch rage!

[playingpossum-blog]

Overwatch Rant: GET ON THE POINT/PAYLOAD!!!

If you've spent more than two minutes playing Overwatch, you have probably experienced the phenomenon of people totally blowing off the game...

So, sometimes the formatting isn’t easy for me on Tumblr, so I made this blog post on Blogger. BUT IT’S SO DAMN RELEVANT OMG.

[inventorlucca]

I voted for @doofusvirtuoso