I know damn well Sojiro did the typical dad stuffs you, like sneezing as if a bomb went off, sounds like he's dying when in fact he brushing his teeth as 5-6 a.m, you know typical dad stuff.
But this tiktok audio of this dad telling the waiter that his daughter finds him cute screams Sojiro because I like to think he did that shit whenever he,his sons and Rumiko went out for dinner. so uh...enjoy! (Also it's been a while since I did a lil yeehan prompt! ALSO WE NEED THAT WAITER CASSIDY SKIN!!!)
*Sojiro,Rumiko,Hanzo and Genji are out having dinner, but Hanzo thinks the waiter is cute and says that to his parents and Genji in which Sojiro gets the bright idea of playing match maker* Sojiro:*waves Cassidy down* Uh, excuse me! Young Cassidy:*who is undercover, thinking his cover is blown but goes over to them* Ye- Sojiro:*points to Hanzo* My son thinks you are so cute! Young Cassidy:*is actually flattered* Young Hanzo:*is bright red* Otōsan, yamete!(FATHER STOP!) *Rumiko and Genji are laughing as Hanzo slide underneath the table covering his face in total embarrassment* Sojiro:*smiles at Cassidy*What's your name? Young Cassidy: Uh, Cassidy sir. Sojiro: Cassidy, it's good to meet you Cassidy! Young Hanzo: *Is just dying* Rumiko:*laughing a bit* Oh Hanzo it's okay. Young Hanzo: I can NEVER show my face here ever again! Young Genji:*is laughing harder* Anjia it's okay he was flattered! Young Hanzo:*is wishing to die right now* YAMETE!! Rumiko:*sighs softly* Come on Hanzo, we'll buy get mochi okay. Young Hanzo: *slowly comes back from the table face all red* Otōsan why!? Sojiro: Because I want you happy I'll even ask for his number for you! Young Hanzo: You'll do no such thing! Hahaoya, do something!(Mother) Rumiko:*sighs softly* Sojiro stop embarrassing our eldest son. Sojiro:*chuckles* Alright fine. *an hour later* Sojiro:*looks at Cassidy* Can my eldest son have your number? Young Hanzo:*screeches in total embarrassment* FATHER!!!!












