#overwatchburger

[overwatchburger]

(Genji arranges an arch of fries)

(Zenyatta comes in mumbling about the McDonald’s trash everywhere)

Zenyatta: Genji-

Genji: PASS INTO THE FRYRIS

Zenyatta: It’s not funny-

Genji: EMBRACE THE FRYRIS

Zen: Genji no.

Genji: Genji yes.

(The FRYRIS collapses)

Genji: You are not one with the fryris.

[overwatchburger]

Hi, I want a Moira.

(Hands customer grape and lemon ice cream in a shake that is questionably tasteful)

[overwatchburger]

Menu Of Questions

McHanzo Special: Do you like Mchanzo?

Bean here: are you the hacked or the hacker?

Peanut butter: Do you like the new patch changes?

Tea: favorite tea

Coffee: favorite flavor of coffee

Mei: favorite weather

Mercy: Your celebrity crushes bacon number

Moira: weird fear/irritation

Reaper: say something dark or sad about your life

Tracer: annoy a fellow tumblr and then link this post to it

Reinhardt: favorite meat

Brigitte: Dogs or cats?

Zenyatta: sexuality

Genji: Do you like anime?

Hanzo: what do you regret the most in a very sad way

Torbjorn: a photo of a creation you made

Bastion: bweeeep?

76: replace any title with two numbers with 76.

Ana: take your medicine

Pharah: rework the catchphrase with a pun

Iris: eye color

Doomfist: Try me.

Zarya: Show your strength.

Sorry I haven’t posted lately!

[overwatchburger]

“Yes, I’ll have that, but instead of the meat, cheese, and toppings, I just want 2 pounds of peanut butter. What?! If you don’t have two pounds of peanut butter, you can’t call yourself an establishment!

-Winston

[overwatchburger]

Order #2

Customer: I’ll have the tacos.

(Employee comes back with tacos)

Customer: nothing unexpected in this, right?

Employee: yep.

Customer: because I’ve been getting really weird stuff lately. So if this is unusual, I’m going to have to-

Beans: BEAN HERE ALL ALONG!!!

Customer: WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?

Employee: brilliant. Just grand. Thank you, sombra.