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Overwatch Message Board - More R76 Shenanigans

From: Blackwatch Commander Reyes (Tashacho) To: All Staff Subject: Missing Black Hoodie Hey, guys. My favorite black hoodie went missing this morning, despite my suite being locked all night. So if you see someone walking around wearing my hoodie, you can assume that they spent all night in my suite- and probably in my bedroom. Please harass this thief about wearing my clothing if you see them, and send them straight to my office for a private lecture. Thanks

From: Captain Amari (Spacemom) To: All Staff Subject: Re Missing Black Hoodie It has come to my attention that all of you been harassing the Strike Commander. I'm going to stick to the point, the Strike and Blackwatch Commanders are "talking" about this matter in the Blackwatch Commander's office. Do NOT interrupt or disturb them at the moment. It might take a couple hours for them to finish talking, so if you have any questions or important matters to talk about, address them to me. That is all.

From: REINHARDT WILHELM (Adolphus Longstaffe) To: ALL STAFF Subj: A REMINDER MY FRIENDS JUST A FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT IT IS SOMETIMES EASY TO CONFUSE THE SOUNDS OF FIGHTING WITH SOUNDS OF THE BEAUTIFUL EXPRESSION OF LOVE WHEN YOU HEAR THEM THROUGH A DOOR. YOU SHOULD NOT BREAK THE DOOR DOWN AND OFFER ASSISTANCE UNTIL YOU ARE CERTAIN. HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!!

From: Blackwatch Commander Reyes (Adolphus Longstaffe) To: Maintenance Staff Subject: Several Repairs In need of several repairs at the Blackwatch Commander's office ASAP.

computer monitor cracked 

broken desk chair 

broken desk lamp 

broken desk 

couch should be replaced entirely 

door torn from hinges 

Strike-Commander thoroughly wrecked Thanks!

From: Strike-Commander Morrison  (Adolphus Longstaffe) To: Commander Reyes Subj: Re Several Repairs GABE GOD DAMNIT THIS MESSAGE BOARD IS PUBLIC  From: Maintenance Staff (TsuStar) To: Blackwatch Agents Subject: Repairs Please inform your boss there's very little we can do regarding subject line 7. From: Captain Amari (Spacemom) To: Commander Reyes and Strike- Commander Morrison Subject: Re Several Repairs You idiots had one Job..  ONE JOB! AND IT WAS TO KEEP YOU MOUTHS SHUT! I hope you both still have your super soldier speed, CUZ IM ABOUT TO RIFLE BOTH YOUR ASSES! From: Blackwatch Commander Reyes (Adolphus Longstaffe) To: Captain Amari Subject: Re Re Several Repairs See, Jack, now you're in trouble. From: Captain Amari (Spacemom) To: Commander Reyes Subject: Re Re Several Repairs You are also dead Reyes. From: Dr. O'deorain (Adolphus Longstaffe) To: Commander Reyes Subj: Re Re Re Several Repairs LOL From: Dr. Zeigler (edgyhighfunctioningpsycopath) To: Overwatch-Blackwatch staff Subj: Re Re Re Several Repairs I'm not fixing this mess. You boys are on your own. From: Strike-Commander Morrison (Spacemom) To: Captain Amari Subj: Re Re Re Several Repair Ana pls can we talk about this. This isn't a good time. From: Captain Amari (Spacemom) To: Strike-Commander Morrison Subj: Re Re Re Several Repairs Save it Morrison. You are a deadman. Plus you didn't seem to mind at all when you wanted to "talk" to Gabe earlier. :eyeroll: From: Agent Genji (Spacemom) To: All Staff Subject: You all need Jesus. Well I'm officially resigning from this bullshit. Fuck all of you. You nasty shits. Go to Church, you hoes.  Bye. From: Agent McCree (Tashacho) To: Commander Reyes Subject: Re: You all need Jesus. if i'm your only son then i have to be your favorite son From: Commander Reyes (Edgelady) To: Agent McCree Subject: Re Re: You all need Jesus. It's true. You want to go get some ice cream, cowboy? From: Moira (Spacemom) To: All Staff Subj: Re Petition I would like to sign this petition. It would make everyone's jobs and  livelihood a lot.... Easier and safer. From: Angela (edgyhighfunctioningpsycopath) To: all staff Subj: Re Re. petition While I am typically loath to agree.... I agree. From: Lucy Brown - Veteran Cleaning lady (Spacemom) To: All Staff Subj: Re Re Petition Oh sweetheart I'm on board with this. 20 years of bullshit. Pls make my life  easier and separate those bastards far away from each other as soon as possible. I'm getting old and tired of this. I better be getting a promotion after this From: Strike-Commander Morrison (Adolphus Longstaffe) To: All Staff Subj: Overwatch Message Board Good evening everyone, I'd like to remind you all (some more than others) who has the power to throw your asses in the brig for insubordination. Watch your tone on the message board.  PS. Lucy, we are so sorry. Please don't leave we literally need you more than anyone else on staff. Also congratulations on your raise and promotion. (Taken from the Overwatch Message Board channel in the Scout Troop #2476 Discord Server https://discord.gg/XTWG9EF) Overwatch Message Board Posts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |

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Overwatch Message Board - Blackwatch Edition

From: Agent McCree (Edgelady) To: Blackwatch Staff Subject: Sticking to the Plan Since this seems to comes as a surprise to SOME members of Blackwatch, I feel like we could all do with a reminder that sticking to the plan on missions means y'all might make it out alive more often. When we act like professionals, we get the job done right, and we don't usually have to fight an army of bad guys to get out of the situation. I think we can all agree we prefer ourselves and our teammates to make it through a mission in one piece. Wouldn't you agree, JEFE? From: Blackwatch Commander Reyes (Edgelady) To: Blackwatch Staff Subject: Re Sticking to the Plan You're absolutely right, McCree. And I can understand why you would want to 'get the job done right' here, since you seem to have a hard time making it anywhere else. Like the food service industry.  From: Agent Genji (Spacemom) To: Blackwatch Staff Subject: Re Re Sticking to the Plan McCree I must say, you have a lot of balls to callout the Commander's mistake. Quite brave I must admit, but there seems to be one mistake you have made. And that is forgetting that Someone can't even manage to keep one fake job as a Waiter... So before you criticize anyone's mistake recognize yours. Good Day. From: Blackwatch Commander Reyes (Edgelady) To: Blackwatch Staff Subject: Re Re Re Sticking to the Plan The ninja is now my favorite son agent. Has been since Venice, really From: Agent Genji (Adolphus Longstaffe) To: Blackwatch Staff Subject: Re Re Re Sticking to the Plan Ha ha suck it, cowboy. I am finally someone's favorite son! From: Agent McCree (Tashacho) To: Blackwatch Staff Subject: Re Re Re Re Sticking to the Plan Y'all are mean and I'm glad I kept the receipt on the present I got SOMEONE for Father's Day. From: Moira To: Blackwatch Staff Subject: Re Re Re Re Sticking to the Plan Oh my this is quiet the entertainment. You Boys should start a Soap Opera. :popcorn: Alternate Response to Reyes: From: Moira (YEAWTT) To: Blackwatch Staff Subject: Re Re Re Re Sticking to the Plan I thought you said Genji's brother would make a better agent ? From: Agent Genji (Tashacho) To: Moira O'Deorain Subject: [none] my english is bad but was that an idiom for wanting to get murdered, at night, with a katana through your chest? (Taken from the Overwatch Message Board channel in the Scout Troop #2476 Discord Server https://discord.gg/XTWG9EF) Overwatch Message Board Posts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |

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Overwatch Message Board - Ana’s Sick Burn

From: Captain Amari To: All Staff Subj: Blackwatch Safety Concerns It has recently come to my attention that all of Blackwatch could be compromised and taken out of action with a gallon of bleach. This is a serious and urgent matter. Please be gentle around Blackwatch personnel and keep seals on your laundry detergents. Thank you. (Taken from the Overwatch Message Board channel in the Scout Troop #2476 Discord Server https://discord.gg/XTWG9EF) Overwatch Message Board Posts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |

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Overwatch Message Board - Moicy (well that escalated quickly)

From: Dr. O'deorain To: All Staff Subj: Core Tenets Stupidity, as far as I know, is not one of our core tenets, so if it would please the staff to refrain from exercising it so vigorously, we as an organization would certainly benefit, and perhaps the world as a whole would thank us for it. From: Dr. Ziegler (Adolphus Longstaffe) To: Certain Blackwatch Staff Subj: Re Core Tenets Certain Overwatch staff would like to remind certain Blackwatch staff that at least they can perform a simple genetic alteration without turning people into living vape-rigs. Tschüss! From: Dr. O'deorain (Adolphus Longstaffe) To: Certain Overwatch Staff Subj: Re Re Core Tenets I know you are but what am I? From: Dr. Ziegler (Adolphus Longstaffe) To: Certain Blackwatch Staff Subj: Re Re Re Core Tenets I WILL CUT YOU BITCH DON'T TEST ME From: Dr. O'deorain  (Adolphus Longstaffe) To: Certain Overwatch Staff Subj: Re Re Re Re Core Tenets Why don't you come and say that to my face, you Swiss-German Barbie doll.  From: Dr.  Really? You're not even a real Medical Practitioner (edgyhighfunctioningpsycopath) To: Dr. Not a real Doctor despite your Doctorates Subj: Re Re Re Re Re I would if your penchant for dramatics hadn't left you a foot too tall and looking like the actual red headed step child of a huldra. Missed all the good parts did you  O'Deorain.  From: Dr. O'deorain  (Adolphus Longstaffe) To: Doctor Barbie Subj: Re Re Re Re Re Re We should discuss this face to face. Over dinner. 8-ish? From: Dr. A. Zeigler (edgyhighfunctioningpsycopath) To: Dr M. O'Deorain Subj: dinner I'll bring wine and a chocolate tort. You cook something delightful. (Taken from the Overwatch Message Board channel in the Scout Troop #2476 Discord Server https://discord.gg/XTWG9EF) Overwatch Message Board Posts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |

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Official Overwatch Message Board - R76 Shenanigans

From: Strike-Commander Morrison (Adolphus Longstaffe) To: All Staff Subj: Overwatch Message Board Good morning everyone, welcome to the Overwatch message board. This message board is for all staff to use for things like announcements, organizing get-togethers, alerting other staff to lost or found items, etc. Athena will filter messages, so please keep your posts related to community topics. Have a great day! From: Blackwatch Commander Reyes (Edgelady) To: All Staff Subj: Re Overwatch Message Board Can we use this to schedule booty calls? From: Strike-Commander Morrison (Adolphus Longstaffe) To: Certain Staff Subj: Re Re Overwatch Message Board It has come to my attention that certain staff members have been misusing the message board GABE. Report to the Strike Commander immediately. From: Blackwatch Commander Reyes (Edgelady) To: Certain Staff Subj: Reporting for Booty SIR YES SIR From: Captain Amari (Tashacho) To: All Staff Subject: Current chain of authority Commander Morrison and Reyes will not be available for the next several hours. Please report to me instead. From: Reinhardt (ShaneoftheStars) To: Certain Staff Subject: A FRIENDLY REMINDER SINCE I CAN NOT BE THERE TO PROTECT YOU, PLEASE USE PROTECTION MY FRIENDS! (Taken from the Overwatch Message Board channel in the Scout Troop #2476 Discord Server https://discord.gg/XTWG9EF) Overwatch Message Board Posts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |