#overwatch shitpost

[dat-is-i]

my first overwatch fanart, how did i do

[pairs-of-pears]

If you make him cry I’ll end you - pears 🍐

[svndayy]

this was basically their backstory in that lore video right

[dawnthefox24]

Fuck it AU time Mizuki joins the Shimada Clan instead of the Hashimoto Clan!!! Cause the fuck you mean!?!?! MIZUKI IS MY SON GUYS MEANING THAT HE IS RUMIKO'S, ASA'S & LASTLY TOSHIRO'S SON!!!!! Mizuki has a huge family!!! Kiriko how has three brothers and their voicelines kills me I love my emo try hard son!! Anyways enjoy this prompt.

*Rumiko & Asa are on a walk together on a rainy day in Tokyo holding umbrellas chatting only for Rumiko to stop hearing someone crying which concerned her as she looked over towards a small akiyas which made her go over with Asa following her quite concern.* Asa: Rum-- *Rumiko enters the home and seems to be shock with Asa following after her quite concern about the break and enter knowing damn well that this is Hashimoto terf* Asa: I have no idea what has...*See's a little boy almost the same age as Kiriko, seeing the total filth he was in* Asa: *covers her mouth shock*Oh my god... Rumiko:*crouches down setting her umbrella down seeing a little boy crying against surrounded by noodle cups, and a ton of good luck charms* Hey...Are you okay? Where your mother? Your Father? What's your name? Young Mizuki:*has tears streaming down his face as he looked towards both Asa and Rumiko*...M-Mizuki...K-Kawano... Rumiko:*nods* Okay, Mizuki....Where's your mother and father? Young Mizuki:*breaks down sobbing* T-the curse got them... Rumiko: Curse? Young Mizuki:*sobs even more* The spirits took my family....M-My father...T-The malevolent spirits... Asa:*is now crouching down* What happened to your father Mizuki? Young Mizuki:*looks at them with more tears staining his cheeks* W-We tried to “escape the curse”. A-And father used all of his yen making u-us go into debt...H-He decided to ta-take out loans with the Hashimoto Clan to pay for lucky charms, exorcists, and anything else said to ward off misfortune....B-But...the spirits caught my father and he'd dead... Asa:*eyes narrowed and looked at Rumiko whispering under her breath* I don't think the spirits took his father but the loans he took from the Hashimoto did... Rumiko:*slaps Asa's arm* Little one...Has the Hashimoto clan come for you? Or at the very least known of your existence? Young Mizuki:*nods* T-They told me...I-I owe them money for my father's debt. *That was all Rumiko needed to hear as she scooped Mizuki up into her arms startling the young boy* Young Mizuki: Wa-Wait please! I-I'm sorry! I--I don't-- Rumiko: Shhh...It's okay Mizuki...Your not in trouble, I'm taking you home with me and-- Young Mizuki: YOU CAN'T! I-I'm Cursed!! My grandparents died, my m-mother drowned a-and now my father is dead...I-I'm next!! I know it... Rumiko:*looked at Asa before getting and idea as she passed Mizuki towards Asa* My friend Asa, has good luck charms, and is blessed by the kitsune itself. Asa:*is startled by this but shot a glare towards Rumiko and was about to say something but looks at Mizuki and her heart breaks as she see's Kirko in Mizuki* Yes, she is indeed right, were blessed with the fox spirit and we have a lot of Omamori that wards off evil spirits...Now little one, since you have no guardianship would you like to come with me and Rumiko back to Kanezaka? Young Mizuki: K-Kanezaka? Rumiko:*nods* Kanezaka is a quiet town nestled in the shadow of Hanamura and is protected by the Shimada Clan... Young Mizuki: *looks at both Rumiko & Asa with more tears* I-I don't want to be a burden to you two... Asa:*wipes away Mizuki tears carefully and motherly* Now,now, little one, you won't be a burden to either me or Rumiko Shimada, after all you'll be protected by the fox spirit...So what do you say? Can we adopt you Ki? Young Mizuki:*looks at his home seeing it in ruins then back towards Rumiko & Asa before nodding* Asa:*holds Mizuki close to her*alright just hang on tight, we're going home Mizu...

[sigmadaily]

one of the unintentionally funniest screenshots I've ever captured.

[craziechwiv]

Junkrat: Today's a good day, for mayhem!

As Junkrat loads up frag launcher and starts running into the battle, Symmetra teleports in front of him.

Symmetra: Aren't you forgetting something?

Junkrat: Uh...wait wait, I know uh...Oh right!

Junkrat grabs Symmetra and pulls her in for a kiss.

Junkrat: Bye!

Then he promptly hops away with a concussion mine, laughing maniacally along the way. Symmetra is in a daze until she realizes why she truly stopped her Junker.

Symmetra, through comms: NO, YOU IDIOT! BE CAREFUL! WE DON'T NEED MERCY DIVE BOMBING TO SAVE YOU AGAIN!

[akoiromanticstudent]

POV, Galactic Emperor Sigma, and you uhhh, uh, you, uhhhhhh, uhh,

[pinkusmaximus]

Siebren de Kuiper x Reader Headcanons

Look, I’m not usually the biggest fan of lists, but @akoiromanticstudent made a fantastic list of headcanons for Maestro Sigma and I was just like… let me write down my thoughts when I’m writing about the silly science man.

Look, everybody already headcanons this, but I’ll say it again; Siebren is a massive guy, and stronger than he really understands at times, so he takes the utmost care to be gentle and cautious with you.

Sometimes the caution goes a little too far and you have to end up asking to be squeezed tighter when he hugs you. Let’s be real, you like the big science man, you probably desire the sense of security his size brings you. Having seen the worst of humanity, he doesn’t mind indulging his protective side for you.

Siebren is ridiculously intelligent, but doesn’t try to dumb anything down when talking to you. In fact, he highly encourages you to ask questions any time you don’t understand something, because it just gives him an opportunity to go on an even longer tangent. You don’t mind (because you just like the sound of his voice, don’t you?).

He has few (if any) hobbies because he already does what he loves and has a hard time disconnecting from his work (literally lol sorry), but he would take interest in your hobbies purely out of a desire to learn about something new.

Has an innate appreciation of the arts that surprises some. His love of music is well-documented, but he would enjoy analyzing literature and art as well. It might take somebody who is already into those things to spark his interest since he’s already preoccupied with other pursuits, though.

He’s more likely to feel seen and understood by somebody who is neurodivergent. Look, the guy is strongly coded as autistic. I’m claiming this one for me and the homies.

He will not stop saying things in Dutch just because he speaks English— often just to mess with you. He wants you to figure out what he’s telling you, or what he’s calling you, at a later date in order to witness the delayed reaction. He is surprisingly teasing with you, picking out nicknames and phrases that he knows will cause a fit of blushing madness after you desperately scroll through your Dutch-to-English dictionary, trying to sound out what he’d said to you. Unfortunately for him, this will just make you better and better at guessing what he’s saying as you spend more time together and become more fluent yourself, and you can soon turn it back on him.

He doesn’t really know how to relax. Even if he seems like he is, he’s always a bit on edge. His mind moves a million miles a minute at all times, and it will often fall on you to make sure he’s being intentional with how he spends his downtime.

He has a vast collection of tea varieties. Prefers honey over sugar, as he doesn’t like the aftertaste. He has essentially memorized the best steeping times for every single variety he has, but tends to over-steep due to being somewhat easily distracted. He’d probably appreciate it if you bought him a kitchen timer, but you might have to be the one to listen for it regardless because his thoughts are often too loud for him to notice things like alarms and chimes.

That being said, he gives you a key to his home pretty quickly because he will never hear the doorbell, except perhaps the first time or two he’s expecting your company.

At first you think he’s just an extremely tidy person, because his home is impeccable all the time, but you gradually realize that it’s just because he spends all of his time in two rooms; his bedroom, and his study. There’s a thin layer of dust everywhere else.

Also, this guy has a terrible sense of time. Time is truly just a social construct to Siebren and you are going to be in charge of making sure you get to events you plan to attend together on time. In fact, you wonder how he managed to be as successful as he is with how often he’s late. Then again, he’s the smartest person you’ve ever met, so you suppose exceptions are made for him, which probably just exacerbates the issue.