Aug 29, 2022
Behold the Black Noddy. The bird that is 100% over your shit
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Behold the Black Noddy. The bird that is 100% over your shit
This is just how she sits now. Pretty sure it’s her #overyourshit pose. #justunicornstuff #🦄 #nationalloveyourpetday
When you say you're done this time, mean it. Don't keep going back to someone who doesn't deserve you #overyou #overyourshit #goodbyeex (at Pandacan, Manila)
WHY ARE DUDES DICKS?
You say that I can borrow a shirt, then you get mad and tell me to return it. You want to hear my music and read my poetry, yet you ignore me constantly. You send me mixed signals and then get upset when I try and comply. You send me haha and lol in space where I want to punch you for your stupidity. Sometimes I don’t understand why we’re friends and why I care about you so much. Your so selfish! You never care about what it is that I like unless it pertains to you. When we joke around you allow yourself to be filled with childhood splendor but for some reason you don’t want to show me off. You complain to me about life and its troubles but yet you cant hold onto me for comfort. You suck the life out of me like a dirty sponge and every crevous of my body screams to be thrown out. If you no longer care for me please let me go. Don’t push me into that category of friendship when you dreamed of living with me when we got old and gray. You fucking piss me off so much that I want to scream! I want to shout from the rooftops to go suck a dick! I want to show you all of the texts and conversations where people have questioned your sexuality! I want to ruin your life and kick the walls! I want out of this box you’ve trapped me in, like a butterfly banging on the glass at some point I will suffocate! Your sucking out all of the air left in my body and there’s nowhere for me to escape. I want to run in the woods in hopes of never coming back and yet you thrive to inprision me in this box of friendship. I want to grab your face and scream “I AM A WOMAN AND I HAVE NEEDS THAT YOU DON’T FILL WITH YOUR FRIENDSHIP”! you can’t sustain me with little hearts, guitar songs, and attention. And I swear to god if you ask for the homework after our little “conversation” I will end you!
Pregnant Co-worker (I hate you)
Yeah, I know firsthand that pregnancy usually SUCKS ASS. When I was in my mid-twenties, my husband and I decided to try and have a kid. At the time, we had to work really hard. I was on the other end of an internal ultrasound wand a few times a week. Eventually we got pregnant and the pregnancy SUCKED. My body wanted NOTHING to do with growing another human... and the fact that my ovaries never stepped up to the plate naturally, SHOULD have been a sign. But I was selfish and wanted to fit in with the other military wives. Anyway, it was the worst I have ever felt in my life. Having said that....
I think I am going to lose it on this stupid girl I work with. I started working with her right after she found out. She thought it was funny how everyone has to remind her to drink water and eat throughout the day.
MY PERSONAL THOUGHTS: Are you fucking serious? You are in your mid-twenties, about to bring another human into the world and you can’t remember to fucking drink water or eat?! (she started passing out at work more often, earning her a get-out-of-everything-free card for a few days and most of all, more attention.)
Each week, she gets more feeble and becomes more of a pregnancy martyr. We are now to the point where she can ONLY be on register. So she literally leans against the counter behind the register, holding her belly with a pained look on her face.
MPT: REALLY!? It’s part of the gig sweetie... you dumb fuck. PULL UP YOUR BIG GIRL PANTS AND DO YOUR FUCKING JOB.
She constantly talks about how her doctor insists she be on bed rest. For the last 4 months, she is supposed to be on bed rest. A few weeks ago, she told everyone that her doctor said she needs to “not be on bar or customer support, since she should be on bed rest anyway”.
MPT: NO BITCH. First of all, if you are put on bed rest and if you don’t stay in bed, your doctor WILL admit you to the hospital in order to make you be on actual bed rest. And it’s oddly specific, the jobs she can’t do, right? Pretty fucking convenient, I’d say...
Before I started working with this idiot, I had just come from a store working with another pregnant partner who never once used her pregnancy as an excuse IN ANY WAY. We had to make sure she wasn’t climbing on shelves to get things for FOH.
Bottom line, people give birth every second (just about) of every day. Women that have to work hard in third world countries in order to feed their families off of the actual land they live on, do it every day. You aren’t some special person that deserves to be placed in a heavenly spotlight for all to admire. You don’t deserve everyone doing YOUR work or catering to you. So fuck you, we can’t stand you and we all hope you quit after you give birth.
Fucking done!
I'm so done with being fucked over and being walked on. Why is it the good people get screwed over the most?? You claim to be my friends then you go behind my back and talk shit about me. Seriously?! If you have a problem with me say it to my face. You say that you hate drama but you're the one who starts it all. I'm over you and your fake friends.
Stop fucking copying everything I do please. You weren't born a sheep so fucking be original. I'm flattered that you feel the need to copy me every 5 minutes but I'm my own person & you are too. So kindly fuck off. Thank you :)
Stop pretending you care or ever did. It's pathetic, and frankly I could give a damn.