THAT IS IT!
"Youths" keep putting evil tricks and surprises in my mailbox, and I want Justice!!! I have had enough of this now!
Just in this week alone, I have had the following items placed in my box:
- confetti
- ten pounds of raw herring
- a beef
- envlope full of dust (it fell out and killed my wretched homunculus, gobrick, in 3 painful minutes)
- foul ooze
- Meringue
ATTENTION to all parents in hornwood: Get your children under Control, or I will "boobytrap" my mailbox and annihilate your children.
Please and thank youg










