guess who ordered a mould for making gelatin eggs and is going to be absolutely fucking full of them by this afternoon?
This girl:3
(Ignore the eggs already on the counter, those are from my chickens and are unrelated)

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guess who ordered a mould for making gelatin eggs and is going to be absolutely fucking full of them by this afternoon?
This girl:3
(Ignore the eggs already on the counter, those are from my chickens and are unrelated)
Predalien x male reader
I work as a scientist for Weyland-Yutani working in the genetic coding department. My task is taking care of the Predalien, a rare and dangerous creature. It is some type of xenomorph, but we don't know what it was born from. Right now, I'm heading to it's in closer, it resemble a deep jungle, it's dangerous to enter it only. When I get to the door, the guards are not there, which it strange. Weyland-Yutani Protocol is very strict. I need to do my duty besides maybe I can see beautiful creature in person and run right out it will be fine what could go wrong. When I enter it's very hot and sticky, I leave the food in the middle of the room and try to leave, but when I do, the Predalien is right behind me and scream, falling to the floor backing away from it. What I didn't know was that this was all a part of Weyland-Yutani curel's experiment. My back hits the wall, and I close my eyes, hoping for a quick and painless death from the creature. But nothing happens, and I feel something go in between my legs!? It's sniffing me, and then I feel its inner jaw rips a hole in my pants, my dick set free and twitching hole exposed. It took a deep breath of my musk and pulled me closer. It lifted my legs in the air and started eating me out, I feel it's inner jaw reaching places that I could never reach, it stops ravishing me, but i didn't notice. I don't say anything in fear of what this thing will do to me if I fight it. I close my eyes, hoping it will be over soon, but something about this beast taking me is such a turn-on. I feel something wet drip on my face and open my eyes, and see it staring at me? I can't tell if its eyes are hidden. I gasp surprised as it's on all fours trapping me under me, but when I open my mouth, he latches his mouth onto mine, holding nearly half my face with its mandibles. It starts suckling on my tongue, and I can't help but give into it, I put my arms around its neck when I do that it purrs? It must be happy that I am giving into it. I then feel something poking at my butt! I soon feel the Predalien enter balls deep and scream in its mouth from the size of it's dick I feel it stretching, put my stomach!? It takes this opportunity to shove his second jaw deep down my throat, making me gag and chock but soon feel it giving me air? What is this thing planning? I feel it's dick grow inside me, and I soon realize it's going to lay its eggs inside me! I start to struggle, trying to break my face away from his, but it doesn't like that and grabs me sitting up, keeping me still. I feel his dick starting to pulse and his inner jaw deep in my throat. I struggle trying to break free when I feel something big entertaining my mouth from the creature. It starting to lay its eggs in me! I soon feel the egg being pushed down my throat, and I feel its eggs starting to be pushed inside off my butt, I should hate this butt it feels so good. I soon go limp in the Predaliens arms let's it have it's way with me, it soon starts picking up the pass depositing egg after egg until I'm completely stuffed, my stomach is bulging with its eggs as it releases me from ite grip I fall to the floor limp. It soon curls up to me purring. A window of Scientist look through a two way mirror taking notes on the latest experiment
OKAY, SO
Question for anyone that A: has had full-depth vaginoplasty at least a few years ago, and B: owns an ovipositor toy and knows how much force it takes to push an egg through it—
When full of eggs, is it possible to use an ovipositor toy as a strap in order to actually lay eggs in someone?
obviously it would require quite a bit of abdominal muscle strength and I have zero idea how much of that bottom surgery leaves you with or with the capacity to train to…
But given the fact that maximum egg capacity is probably going to be what my dilation goals are once I finally get upgraded, I feel like I could certainly have a lot of fun with this idea:3
happy oviposition day! Reblog to lay one (1) egg in me
You can’t make an omelette without cracking a few eggs! Even if the host produces a satisfactory yield for the recipe, the resulting dish would be entirely without dairy products if not for the feminizing side-effects of the notably prolactin-rich ovipositor slime!
To be filled with eggs or to be filled with class-A's and put in the floret wriggler?
(both? Both. Both is good.)
In all seriousness though, eggs. One hundred percent, eggs. Nothing against the floret wriggler of course but I have no fucking idea what exactly it is about ovipositors that make them just so fucking irresistible to me.
Maybe I just want to be seen as useful and one way I could be is as an incubator, maybe there’s just something about the sensation of being filled, maybe there’s some other hidden thing in the depths of my psyche—whatever the fuck it is, I just want something to shove a squirming ovipositor nearly half a meter deep inside me and fill me with enough warm, semi-soft eggs that I can barely fucking stand:3