Nov 8, 2016
( ✉ → owl ) i think my neighbor is an alien.
You been smoking that kush again, Peter? You know how that makes you a little paranoid.
-Dorcas
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( ✉ → owl ) i think my neighbor is an alien.
You been smoking that kush again, Peter? You know how that makes you a little paranoid.
-Dorcas
Remus: are you safe? Some sick fuck's owling me, threatening to skin you. Stay safe, please. xPete
Peter,
What? Yeah, I’m fine.
What do you mean, threatening to skin me?
-Remus
dear selina sapworthy, hereafter known as "bitter manipulating harpy"---- it has come to my attention that you were not satisfied merely destroying any hopes and dreams I had of becoming an all-star keeper during my, admittedly fragile, fifth year at Hogwarts. no, now you must sink your cold, decrepit claws into one of my best mates-- the fourth of our number, the marauders. This owl is to inform you that I am onto you, bitter manipulating harpy. THE GAME IS UP. I'll not be taken down so easily.
Dear Pettigrew - I’m assuming this is Pettigrew, but if it’s Potter or Black, you’ll be strung up by your knickers in the Ministry’s atrium.
Your keeper skills were appalling and as I’m currently starting keeper for the International Quidditch Team (Western Europe), even slightly better skills wouldn’t have helped you.
It’s been years. Please get over it.
Remus is lovely. And, a good snogger, I’m sure.
Best,
Selina the Bitter Harpy