Jul 29, 2025
me: you’re not torturous enough
my roommate, distressed: I can be torturous!
me: you don’t torture the hoes
my roommate: I can be torturous!
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me: you’re not torturous enough
my roommate, distressed: I can be torturous!
me: you don’t torture the hoes
my roommate: I can be torturous!
my roommate, painstakingly arranging a personal charcuterie spread on a ceramic fish plate: pep eroni…
my roommate: I’ve thought about being a clown, but it’s very intense
me: yeah man. you have to have an egg.
my roommate: and I don’t want to have an egg!
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Were you going to say British?