Sorry, did you say Hadestown IKEA AU?! (Care to share?)
Ok, it’s a silly au, but I kinda think about since I made this post
Imagining Ht characters in IKEA is hilarious in general, but here’s an AU.
Hadestown is underground stock, Hades is the boss of the stock. Seph is a top manager in IKEA so she circles the shop and the stock. Hades annoys her by calling her via intercom 100 times a day. Eurydice gets sent to Hadestown (aka working in the stock) for taking too many free pencils.
Hades: You are not allowed to take pencils from the shop! Eurydice and Persephone: But they are free! Hades: THEY ARE FREE TO BE PUT BACK WHERE THEY BELONG AS YOU LEAVE THE SHOP
Orpheus gets too distructed by stuffed shark-toys, he doesn't notice Eurydice gets lost in IKEA. Hermes is a consultant? Kinda? Nobody is sure if he really works in IKEA, but he knows stuff and navigates the shop damn well The Fates are probably pretty bad consultants, lol. They give bad advice.

















