what i think different sunshipduo variants would do if they were in a slasher:
HERA: would be the killer. (no one is shocked. but if it was a movie, you Would be. she’s a fantastic liar). her motive would be that she’s bored - or, at least, that’s what she’d claim. (like the ‘recollection’ stream w au!guqqie).
ARG!AIMSEY: would be an unexpected betrayal. either faun would be secretly working with the killer (like the Saw films), would Be the killer, or would let someone else die/sacrifice them at the last minute unexpectedly.
AU!AIMSEY: would say “i’ll be right back” and “what are you gonna do, stab me?” but Also reference various horror movies and act as a horror movie buff. he’d also try and protect au!guqqie at all costs.
AU!GUQQIE: would be hera’s main target. she might have a bit of a sam carpenter moment, fearing herself, or just be the main victim trying to unravel the mystery of What The Fuck Is Going On. she wouldn’t tell people about what’s been happening (the killer’s threats) until she no longer could afford not to bc she wouldn’t want to drag them into it. she’d also try her hardest to protect au!aimsey.
O!AIMSEY: would probably be the first one killed. i love him but he would most definitely die. he’d try and livestream or livetweet it, and the killer would know exactly where he was.
CON!GUQQIE: would be an ex-final girl or someone who has experience with situations similar to this. she’d begrudgingly be brought into it and try her hardest to help. she’d probably witness o!aimsey’s death and have a super sad tragic moment.
C!AIMSEY: would be a final girl and suffer from intense survival’s guilt. bloom would try and protect everyone and try to solve the case and find the killer and Almost put themself in dangerous situations, but c!guqqie would hold her back. she would end up witnessing c!guqqie’s tragic death and wish she’d listened to xem.
C!GUQQIE: would almost be a final girl, but end up dying. moon would suffer mentally from obsessing over who the killer may be and go off the rails a bit. they’d have a theory that no one else believed until it was too late, and c!aimsey would forever wish she’d believed xim.
A!SUNSHIPDUO: would have the dynamic tara and amber (scream) Could Have had if they’d gone with the idea of them being girlfriends - a!guqqie as a killer but one who believed she was doing it out of love for a!aimsey, who didn’t suspect her until the truth was revealed.
P!SUNSHIPDUO: would die together in some tragic/romantic way, in classic slasher fashion.
