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Headcanon that Iris has anemia

[ diversity wins ! An all powerfull apathetic God have exactly 5 minutes from fainting while she does her cult leader duties ! ]

That's real

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Cute fluffy headcannon:

Every time that Hudson and Aurelia Denholm return to the Isle, they try to talk to their sons and every single time, without fail, they aren't there.

They think this is a coincidence but really every pirate on that Isle hates them and it is their sworn duty to keep p!Scott and p!Acho as far away as possible when they see their parents coming back.

So silly

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Sighhhhh school </33

Anyways new pirates , i shall bestow headcanons

Shelby / Shubble - is the type of person to see warning fees [ ex . Parking fees ] as a " pay and get out scott free typa thing " .

" Oh I'm trespassing? , well damn how much? 1,000 gold ? Yeah fair , here's your 1,000 gold now leave me alone " [ she still trespasses the area ]

Shep - has a bad sense of directions , he would be totally lost and shtuff [ probs why he got a compass ] [ idk i havent watched his pov yet ]

Sniff - has high pain tolerance so they can be pretty reckless [ they will willingly get their arm bit by bullet ants for a dare ]

Cpk - hc that cpk and recruitment officer are the same guy lol. I think he would have burn scars since recruitment officer catched on fire during the last lore event. Cpk would deny the recruitment officer allegations.

Havent watched the other 2 new pirates yet so stay tuned everypony for another silly hc ask after the pirate ppl upload their vods <3

Cpk: who is that recruitment officer guy crazy

Shelby: Pay your obviously lying fee

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I may be doing a _slight_ bit of self projection-

But, I headcanon P!Acho as being starboy (the xenogender) 🤩🤩🤩

Honestly? Slay

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Crazy? I was crazy once. They stranded me on an island. A strange island. A strange island with purple stuff. And the purple stuff makes me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They stranded me on an island. A strange island. A strange island with purple stuff. And the purple stuff makes me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They stranded me on an island. A strange island. A strange island with purple stuff. And the purple stuff makes me crazy.

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would it be funny if i send two headcanon asks lol p!Acho daydreams alot , like , an unhealthy amount. The amount that star needs someone to snap them out of it most of the time. Like sailing across the seven seas? thinking. playing piano? Imaginations.

It's also one of the reasons why star wakes up last in the nightingale faction [ my dude is an EEPER . a SLEEBY ]

Awwww, he eepy

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hc that most mornings Graecie and Will wake up early and rush up the hill to watch the sunset together at the base of the nightingale tree, now that there are new nightingales they have been dragged into the tradition aswell

Awwww nightingales were so cute

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Hc that Kyleff hates rats [ and not because he is scared of em nope not at all- ] and it's really inconevenient since.... Martyn's chat is rats.

Imagine the shenanigens.

" MARTYN , GET YOUR FUCKING RATS OFF THE KESTREL GROUNDS OR SO HELP ME "

" ...... what about no..."

" MOTHERFUCKER-"

Silly

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Sausage sometimes loves to embellish even the smallest triumphs into dramatic tales of his pirate greatness. It does help to settle a fearsome reputation for him, though, so he won't stop adding or exaggerating the little things.

Oooo definitely! It also isn't consistent either, mostly just making things even more exaggerated each time he tells the same story

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Guqqie used to be able to set jewels into various shiny chains and broken jewelry with ease, repairing them to their former glory (if not even prettier). The plan was to give one of these pieces to Aimsey at some point during their planned date, but the piece still sits in a neat little box hidden under the bedside table in Guqqie's room.

They are dead 😭

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Sometimes the nightingale factions does bonding activities when they're not pirating or doing a quest to strenghten their relationships with each other

One of Them is baking and Graecie is the one who usually in the lead of baking sessions. They usually invite Reddoons [ honorary nightingale tbh ] to bake with them. [ one time Reddoons , Apo and Gracie made Alchahol bread , much to Graecie's dismay ]

Awwww the nightingales are just so cutie pies

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Watermunch enjoys casually talking to various inanimate objects when she's alone, enjoying the time left to her own thoughts when no one can hear.

Watermunch is a little silly

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Martyn has once baked a cake in the shape of Cruppy, taking joy in giving out slices to see some form of that purple beast chopped up and distributed.

Pfft-

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Kyle will sometimes dry out and meticulously clean sea sponges to be used for cleaning during the Kestrel bath sessions.

Kestrels sure do love bathing together 😊

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p!Will will sometimes pull off slightly more daring adventures to draw some attention, but this is not always beneficial. Such a job nearly got him killed last time, and is how he ended up washed up with no memory of the past month in the first place.

Oooo! Interesting

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Pirates SMP headcanons!

Hello and welcome to the pirates smp headcanons ran by @mean-gills! Send in your headcanons!

So far I don't really have any rules, however that might change in the future, but for now send me whatever!