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[asura-in-battle]

[*pops up beside you, observing the damage*] "My, what a mess!"

boi im gunna cut u like a side of christmas ham if you dont go awey

[asura-in-battle]

Would you ever consider eating a sandwich? 8|

...yes.

[grabs Shellbow by the scruff of her collar and tosses her off the roof of Las Noches]

[asura-in-battle]

Not even Szayel's lesser brother finds you worthy of his attention. Bl

"The Octava wouldn't even be able to piece together that fucker after I was done with him. He ain't dumb enough to pick a fight with me and he isn't worth my time. 

"And I'd tell you to go get bent by Pet-sama, but everyone fuckin' knows you have a thing for Aizen-sama."

He gave the Cuatro both middle fingers for coming to him for the exclusive purpose of pissin' him off.

[asura-in-battle]

So, I heard that you and Aizen are fucking. Would you like to collaborate?

You caught him, Gray Face.

For a moment, he just stared at them in disgust. "Just what the fuck are you on, Grey Face?"

Their blood stained the halls of Las Noches soon afterwords.

[asura-in-battle]

Are your jimmies.../rustled/, Quinto~?

"Want me to visit you sister, Captain?" He grinned, recognizing who it was by manner of speaking alone.

[asura-in-battle]

Shut the FUCK up, Ulquiorra.

You haven't heard the joke yet, you prick.

[asura-in-battle]

DO YOU HAVE A BOOTY ROUTINE? BOOTYBOOTYBOOTYBOOTYROCKIN'EVERYWHERE!

he backs that booty up for Aizen-sama, lord of the butts

For a THIRD time that day in Las Noches, the Arrancar of Las Noches...