What's your favorite real and solid number?
you fool, you asked me a math question
but you lucked out, because the vast majority of real numbers are gross and slimy. anything that is not a rational number must be banished into the pit. thus, you have limited me to talking about countably many numbers, instead of the uncountably infinite mess that is the real numbers.
so now, we talk about solid numbers. according to the first google result, a solid number is a number which can be expressed as the product of three natural numbers (positive integers). but that can be literally any positive integer, so i’m just going to assume you asked me for my favourite integer.
this is a question that has plagued me for much of my life. as a math major, your favourite number is your respite. it is the number to which you turn when you’re at your lowest, the number which props you up when you’re going down, the number that invites you into the warmth of its home when the rest of the world wants you out on the streets. you are soul-bonded with it. it is yours, and you are its.
and that is why i cannot reveal my favourite number. it is mine, and mine alone to revel in. to share it would be to give you the key to my life. it is too much power for one person to hold over another.
as you can probably guess from the schpiel at the start of this post, my favourite number is an integer, or as you said, a real and solid number. thus, in order to conceal my greatest weakness, i shall tell you my favourite number which is not an integer. but it is not a real number either. it’s not even a complex number. this number is the square root of -1 in Q5, which is approximately …31212 in base 5. it’s cool. trust me.










