c!dnb idea with robin where c!techno is very much into c!dream but doesn't know how to go about getting his attention and is a little too embarrassed to approach c!phil for help.
then he has a brilliant idea: go straight to the source. no one would know how to woo dream better than dream! and either dream will pick up on the fact techno is crushing on him right away or he'll figure it out when techno starts taking his advice but both would be a win in techno's book.
except dream, who doesn't even consider techno liking him a possibility despite his own crush on techno, gets bitter and jealous and straight up tries to sneakily sabotage techno wooing whoever he's into. saying that a bunch of weeds is better than actual flowers, suggesting cookies or baked goods with terrible flavor combinations, 'dates' out to the shittiest parts of the smp.
and techno is like '.......welp, that's weird but it's also dream so'. and honestly some of it sounds plausible to techno because it's also techno. so he brings dream weeds and chocolate raisin sage cookies and dream immediately thinks, 'oh he knew i was fucking with them the entire time'
meanwhile phil is watching this all go down and has decided to start day drinking.