P.E.T Headcanons — because I am obsessed with the Post Office and these three:
– They fell asleep at the office more time that any of them would like to admit. Curled around shulker boxes, almost buried in letters and packages. There’s always a random stamp or two stuck to their faces when they wake up and Pearl finds that amusing and equally endearing.
– Pearl handmade the little post bags for all of them, adding little personalised patches for Etho and Tango. Etho has a maple leaf patch and a frog one while Tango has a ravager patch and a redstone torch.
– The amount of times one of the boys had been stuck in the redstone noodles and called the other one for help, just for them to get even more tangled in them, it’s absolutely ridiculous.
– On busy nights, when they are all at the Post Office, working late, Pearl will make tea for them, claiming that a warm mug of tea will make the frustration and fatigue go away.
– Tango set fire to so many letters by mistake. (Based on the fact that in my mind he’s a blaze hybrid)
– Etho tried to post himself one, trying to reason that it’s the right way to stress test the system. Pearl yanked him away from the portals and sent him home, telling him to take a nap since his lack of sleep it’s eating at his braincells. (We love our silly sleep deprived Canadian man)
– They spent days hand designing and creating the stamps. Etho would walk into the office with coffees and sweet treats just to find his friends working hard on them; Tango having charcoal stains on his hands while Pearl is in front of a easel, sleeves rolled up and streaks of paint of her face, a brush between her lips as she tries to come with a concept for a painting that includes all of the stamps, planning to hang it in the lobby.
– Tango got all of them matching mugs, since Etho demanded to have a coffee machine cause coffee is sacred and they need it.
Another small post since it’s late and these three are living in my mind rent free for soooo long. I love them with my entire soul.