#p101 meme

[telekinetic-electronica]

Kane: I miss my wife, deacon Kane: I miss her a lot Deacon: ...I shall call for her, sir.

[stormbreaker101]

The entire crew: *is gathered around a broken coffee maker*

The Young Pirate: So... who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.

Bonnie Anne: I did. I broke-

The Young Pirate: No, no you didn't. Ratbeard?

Ratbeard: Don't look at me. Look at Scratch.

Old Scratch: What? I didn't break it.

Ratbeard: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Old Scratch: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Ratbeard: *leans in* Suspicious.

Monkey King: If it matters - probably not - but Toro was the last one to use it.

El Toro: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Monkey King: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

El Toro: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles; everyone knows that, Monkey!

Bonnie Anne: Ok, ok! Let’s not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Captain!

The Young Pirate: No! Who broke it??!

Old Scratch: *looks at Fan Flanders, then at the Young Pirate* Captain... Fan's been awfully quiet.

Fan Flanders: REALLY??

Old Scratch: Yeah! Really.

Fan Flanders: Oh, my God! *everyone starts arguing at one another except for the Young Pirate*

The Young Pirate: *to the 4th wall* I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

[khhrapmontrash]

Doesn't he look like an asshole?

[turtles101010]

WHY THEY NO EXCEPT HIM (Not sure if this was made already but ok)

[weirdcutecat]

*me as a kpop fan*