Aug 19, 2017
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TH3 M41N R34SON @lilianaofthedankrealms 1S T3RR1BL3 1S TH4T H3R N4M3 1S 1MPOSS1BL3 TO TYP3 ON 4N 1PHON3
HOLY SH1T G4M3RS
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*accidentally describes Seer of Mind mechanics when explaining my hypervigilance to my therapist*
My boss: You should really be an investigator. Me, a Fucking gremlin: >;]
*realizes the new hire I'm so excited to onboard is an awkward bi guy with a lisp who dabbles in computer science* OH.
Wow wowee im remembering all the years my mom spent sheltering me and trying to control me and literally every aspect of my life including how I looked, who I hung out with, and my fucking interests ohh man those were the days when I wasnt allowed to be an individual
Me [typing in google]: Bearded dragon scal
Google autofill: Bearded dragon scale rot
Me: YOU N41V3 FOOL.... *finishes typing “bearded dragon scalie”*
*misspells “Texas” as “Tezas”* Fuck... Shit... I thought I was being so subtle in jumping at the chance to help research a legal issue... I’ve been #outed.