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[asktinkerberry]

askwhoretana replied to your post “I was flashed on the subway this morning. Again.”

How big was he?

I don’t intend to even dignify this with a response because I would never give such a depraved individual the gratification of actually looking at their... thing! That’s disgusting and repulsive and just plain wrong! Having said that, I do intend to request the CCTV footage so that I can begin my campaign of naming and shaming those perverted enough to inflict such horrors on innocent young ingenues. I’m sure if you are so inclined, you can come and observe for yourself but I highly doubt any size would grant him the right to scar me for life. 

[asktinkerberry]

askwhoretana  replied to your post:Rachel Barbra Berry ★ is officially back!

You know, I’m actually surprised this isn’t longer.

Contrary to your ignorant and intolerant thoughts on speech length, Santana, I tailor each and every post I make to encompass precisely the amount of topics that I deem necessary or relevant. Due to my lengthy absence, and general unfamiliarity with any change in internet customs or the lives of my fans, I thought my post was the perfect amount of Rachel Barbra Berry to reignite the flames of my internet presence!

Regardless, I know that we have our nightly phone calls so I can stay up to date on all things Santana, but has anything happened in the past 11 hours that I should know about? 

[felix-wilcott]

Shattered Love || XELIX

Felix sent Xander a text telling him what dorm he was in. He was so nice to come over He honestly felt like he couldn't breathe. He was wheezing and his eyes were blurred with tears. Why would Zach say that to him? Better yet, why had Felix been so stupid? Santana and the others had told him all along that he shouldn't trust Zach, but he still had. He pressed his face into one of his pillows, but his eyes caught the black on his nails. "You'll always be pretty to me, though." He felt ill, and he had a sudden urge to take the nail varnish off. It made him think of the curly-haired boy.

[felix-wilcott]

I'm Gay || Fantana

Felix sighed, running a hand through his quiff, like, seven more times before getting the confidence to stand up and start walking to Dobry. He had to tell Santana the truth. He felt like an absolute arse, and she would probably hate him, but he needed to stop hiding. He wanted to come out. Zach showed him that he needed to be confident with who he was. Walking down the hallway, he mumbled what he would possibly say to his girlfriend. Once he reached the door, however, it all went blank, and he knocked.

[felix-wilcott]

Adventure List || Fantana

Felix didn't know what going to Santana's dorm entailed, but he found his feet carrying him there, anyway. He had sent Santana a text telling her he would be there, unsure of whether or not to wait a few minutes. It would be a bit of a walk to Dobry, anyway.

He was surprised by his own confidence, actually, and his pick-up lines. He figured he had read all the signs right, but he was still surprised, himself, that someone as beautiful as Santana would want to go on a date with him or flirt with him, in general. Once he reached Santana's door, he tapped on it lightly with his knuckles, staring down at his shoes while he waited.

[phuckerman-the-stud]

I Love You|Pucktana

Puck stretched a little as he stood, making his way slowly to Santana's room. He'd gotten past the first 'i love you,' and even if it was pretty lame that it'd happened on Instagram, he'd done it without screwing it up too bad. Saying it in person was the next step and there was a much greater change that he'd make a mess of it. Three words seemed like they should be easy, but romance'd never been his thing. Still, she deserved hearing it out loud and he wanted to say it that way. 

He wasted no time standing in the doorway - which he could've because she was just sitting on the bed, looking hot and stuff at her computer - and he didn't bother knocking. He just came in, lowered himself onto the bed, then took the computer out of her hands. Santana didn't even get the chance to be annoyed with him for doing it, because he pulled her close, his hand on the small of her back guiding her toward him. His lips found hers, a slow, weightless kiss holding them together for as long as it could before Puck eased back, and the words came out. "I love you." 

[asktinkerberry]

askwhoretana replied to your post “Happy birthday, Rach. When you're done making the rest of us single...”

...Does that mean that I get to get you drunk at the end of our outing? 'Cos I'm down for that.

Although I wish you would look at that documentation I sent you about beating unhealthy addictions, I suppose it might be fun to have another official girls night out! We can even make it festive themed and use it to appropriately blow off steam after a day of ruthless, but successful, New Year Sales shopping. It would be except like one of those cliche girl movies, except I finally have the requisite best girl friend to take part! 

[phuckerman-the-stud]

Halloween|Pucktana

Puck sat on the sofa, flipping through channels. He wasn't really into Halloween or getting dressed up, but after sexy schoolgirl on his birthday, Puck was kind of into Santana getting dressed up. And getting out of the house and doing something wasn't such a bad thing either, he thought as he finally turned the TV off. They'd gone on a couple trips, but for the most part they stayed in, had take out, and got naked. It wasn't really a rut, especially not when he was getting laid almost every night, and Puck had decided it wasn't going to become one when he almost said 'no' to a party invite from a guy at work. 

What he hadn't thought about was how long it was going to take her to get ready. Puck didn't really get that part. Santana was already hot as hell so he had no idea what she could do to make herself hotter, but he didn't complain. That was the easiest way for him to go to bed alone. Still, he looked at his watch then toward her room. "Hey, babe. You almost ready?"