TEXT MESSAGE → ZALIX
Zach: In the arse. In /your/ arse. Yes.
Zach: Fuck you.
Zach: You can't blame a guy for wanting to be thoroughly fucked by his hot boyfriend, can you?
Zach: It's your fault anyway, considering you're the one who took me to see Fifty Shades of Shit, anyway.
Felix: You're supposed to be convincing me to fuck you, not the other way around.
Felix: So indecisive.
Felix: I'll just get the whip and you can call me "Sir."







