hii this time I will finally do the pac reading that won a poll a long time ago i completely forgot about i am so sorry lmao. here’s four piles, please be a responsible delulu. this is just a general reading so be mindful of that before getting deep into your parasocial thoughts. oh and give a like or reblog and send more suggestions of pac readings to do cuz im running out of ideas.
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pile one
i think this is one of those matches that looks better on paper than it would feel in real life. the celebrity crush would probably genuinely like you as a person. you are kind, dependable, generous and more mature compared to a lot of people around them.
this feels like a situation where you would end up carrying a lot of the emotional weight. you’d be the stable one. the understanding one. the person constantly trying to make things work. meanwhile your celebrity crush might appreciate that, but not necessarily give the same level of how do i put this? maturity and consistency back.
it’s not like this would be a toxic relationship. i just think it would eventually leave you feeling like they’re putting in more than you’re getting back. they’d like how naturally generous you are. you are not people pleasing, you genuinely try to show up for people. they’d see you as someone thoughtful to others and easy to trust. i also think they’d like that you don’t seem completely consumed by getting attention. there’s maturity here from your end in their eyes. if you met in real life, i think the celebrity crush would probably enjoy having actual conversations with you. you give off the vibes of being a genuine good person to them. someone who tries to do the right thing even when nobody is watching. but i think they’d get uncomfortable if you put them on a pedestal. the biggest issue here honestly feels like nostalgia. you may have a tendency to hold onto people, memories, crushes or emotional stories longer than you should. your celebrity crush might start feeling like they’re being loved as an idea instead of being seen as a real person.
pile two
this pile feels much sadder than it looks at first. i don’t actually think the compatibility comes from who the celebrity crush is to be honest. i think it comes from what they represent to you. the crush is tied to an old wound, an old dream, an old idea of love or a version of life you once wanted. that’s why the attraction feels so strong. if this became real, i honestly think you would discover that the fantasy was carrying most of the weight here lmao. there’s chemistry here, but it’s something more in your head than anything. this feels like the type of celebrity crush you cry over, eat ice cream and watch sad romcoms, because it’s not the type of person you end up with.
they’d love how mentally sharp you are though. you are the kind of person who stays quiet until suddenly you say something so funny or clever or you are just pretty upfront and honest and say stuff that they will remember during the rest of the day. there’s an unpredictability here that’s attractive to them. you don’t feel completely easy to figure out and they love that. usually people throw themselves at them and open up completely or are completely polished and too perfect. but you seem calm one moment and then completely surprise them the next. your celeb crush would find conversations with you very interesting. they wouldn’t always know what you are going to say, or think but they’d know it probably won’t be boring.
they’d dislike any version of you that feels performative. if you tried too hard to look successful, special, impress them, or try to get too main character energy with them i think they would immediately notice it and dislike it. i mean, they don’t seem bothered by confidence. they seem bothered by people that try too hard. they’d rather see you being awkward rather than looking all perfect and trying to hype yourself too much. they would just like you to be yourself and that’s it.
pile three
out of all four piles, this is honestly one of the ones where i can most easily see actual attraction happening. the problem isn’t attraction. the problem is getting anywhere. and not because of your celebrity crush. YOU! you my dear pile are the problem. timing feels horrible here too. i think your celebrity crush would genuinely notice you. you wouldn’t blend into the background. there would be attraction, curiosity and interest from both sides. the issue is that interest alone doesn’t mean that a relationship is going to appear out of thin air.
you are memorable to them. that’s the biggest thing i am getting here. you’re the type of person who lingers in their head after you leave. there’s something warm, attractive, soft and even magnetic about you. i think your celebrity crush would find you very easy to become attached to. you feel like the kind of person one keeps thinking about at random moments. you also have a very nurturing energy. people probably feel comfortable around you pretty quickly or well, just them.
either way, there’s a softness here that’s hard to fake. but they would dislike the inconsistency. i think you can accidentally send mixed signals. you can act detached when you care, uninterested when they’re interested, passive when they want attention and then get all romantic when the opportunity has already passed and they are not feeling it anymore. your celeb crush would find that very confusing and frustrating. i don’t think they’d dislike you as a person. i think they’d dislike the timing of your emotions if that makes sense.
pile four
eh, i don’t love it. i think you would feel incredibly affected by your celebrity crush. the problem is that your crush wouldn’t necessarily exist as a real person inside your mind anymore. does that make sense? there’s a lot of projection here. the connection feels like it would wake something up inside your brain. like a light bulb. confidence, hope, inspiration, motivation. but it could also distort reality.
out of all the piles you are the one to accidentally fall in love with an idea instead of a person. so while the impact they leave you is strong, i don’t actually think the compatibility is healthy here. let me explain why:
they’d like how much growth you have gone through. you are a very strong person and have gone through so much. instead of losing yourself you came back different but stronger and more resilient. your celebrity crush would respect the fact that you don’t seem shallow or get easily impressed by others. you are someone that has seen and gone through shit in life. they can’t play a fool of you or boss you around. or see you as a damsel in distress (even if you are a man, this is just a saying).
ironically, they’d dislike how independent you are. you don’t need people, in a dependent way. because we always need help and stuff. i mean you don’t need people to go around in life. you look like you would be fine either way. that’s attractive, but it’s also frustrating to them lol. they will feel like you are hard to reach, hard to impress and hard to manipulate/influence. for a few of you some of your celebrity crushes are kinda manipulative… anyways, you are the type of person who can admire someone without completely betraying yourself for their approval. that’s probably what would bother your celebrity crush the most. they’d want a little more obvious admiration from your end. but they won’t find it.
