Pacific Queen
The Pacific Queen apple is the worst thing to happen to the Pacific since the Fukushima disaster. So shockingly awful that upon first sight this apple caused my dog to cower under the couch in fear. Coming in with an outstanding pedigree, this New Zealand-born, darker cousin of the Pacific Rose has a chalky, dense interior reminiscent of an old man’s discarded liverwurst sandwich. And to dare show its dank, spotted face during peak SweeTango season is a travesty. My dog will never be the same again.
















