I really fucking hate time zones. Like what the fuck why can't we all be on the same time I'm trying to talk to someone in my hemisphere don't do this to me world

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I really fucking hate time zones. Like what the fuck why can't we all be on the same time I'm trying to talk to someone in my hemisphere don't do this to me world
Jensen bursts out laughing and startles Jared, "What the hell is so funny?" Jared huffs out angrily. Jensen is now red in the face and wheezing he tries to speak but ends up laughing even more. Jared sighs and looks at his friend with a blank expression. After about five minutes of wheezing, snorting and knee slapping Jensen passes his phone to Jared, it has a picture open on it, and the younger man looks at it and realizes it's a picture of him when he was about 18 pouting for the camera (did they have to edit his lips to make them fuller!?). Jared pouts and glares at Jensen as the man practically screams, "you look so gay", and starts laughing again. Jared is about to say something when Jensen suddenly stops and looks Jared right in the eye and whispers, "padatwinki." ' Oh, fuck.'
Jensen and Misha called him that for 2 months after that.
I can't even fanficton. DEAR LORD THIS IS TERRIBLE! padatwinki I know you're a writer pls dnt laugh at me i tried.
Damn I missed your blog rates. Now I'll never know what you think of me (that I'm worth 3 potato<3)
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I was tagged by cascares
TAG GAME! ANSWER THE LISTED QUESTIONS WITH YOUR OWN ANSWER!
1. What’s your name? Zoe
2. What’s your URL? Samspie
3. What’s your blog’s name? Sammy's puppy dog eyes.
4. Have a crush? Hell no
5. What’s your favorite color? Green
6. WRITE SOMETHING IN ALL CAPS: STILES IS VERY ATTRACTIVE.
7. Got a favorite band/singer? AC/DC rn
8. Favorite number? 20
9. Favorite drink? Tea
I tag these guys (bc i have to) padatwinki and deansflaws
top 5 ways jared padalecki takes it up the butt
in no particular order because they all make him cum like a freight train
by padatwinki, aka the devil
wriggling on his hands and knees, propped up totally and thrusting his ass right back into it
writhing around on someone’s lap, teasing with just the right hint of slutty to get a cock up his ass and hitting the spot he just can’t reach, no matter how long his fingers are, within mere minutes
reverse cowboy, ass bouncing as he works with effort written all over his face to get fucked as hard as he needs it
up against the wall, shoved there after endless teasing and groping, whimpering as his cock jerks and breaths are punched out of him
on his back with legs pulled up and apart, face screwed up in concentration and a blush spread over his cheeks as he lets filth spew from his mouth about how good a dick feels inside his tight little hole
ur welcome
you truly are the devil, this is Evil
top 5 ways jared padalecki takes it up the butt
you are the devil
I'm writing a J2 thing tonight. Keely, prepare yourself. It's going to be awful.
*whispers* pop punk jared
ugh I live for it. Keely and I literally cry about eyeliner!jared to each other.