#paganism shitposts

[eidongs]

Love the fact that even though I’m the shittiest devotee I’ve ever met my deities still welcome me with open arms and comfort me when I’m sad

[eidongs]

Me: manifests something because I need it but also because I’m tired of waiting

Me: realizes I may have been too greedy and specific

Me:

The universe:

Me:

The universe: makes it happen but at a much slower rate than I asked and in a much different way to teach me a lesson

Me:

[eidongs]

Me: ok I’m just gonna order this tarot deck cuz it reminds me of Apollo and it’s very pretty, gotta watch my money tho so I’ll just get that

Apollo: fuck yes

Me: ok so maybe I ordered two pounds of gems and five tarot decks and oracle cards and this book about angels at a discount so I also got that

Apollo:

Me:

Apollo:

Apollo: W

[eidongs]

You help one matron/patron deity get in touch with their human who struggles to believe in anything and suddenly the whole pantheon barges through your front door