((Okay, so, I saw you reblog the character breakdown thing, so I couldn't resist asking you to psychoanalyze Ol' Petunia. That and getting to have any interaction with you is something I consider a blessing.))
and I’ll break their ass down:
How I feel about this character - She is my smol rhubarb child honestly
All the people I ship romantically with this character - Larry, I mean, obviously. And they’re literal soulmates, literal other halves, ect, so I really can’t ship her with anyone else.
My non-romantic OTP for this character - I wanna say Mr. Lunt because of all the shenanigans @tabbyneko and I used to get into back in the day, but I also love @gubbins-turtledove‘s stuff about Petunia and Nezzer, but over all, I think I’m going to go with Bahb. They’re actually pretty similar in a lot of ways and I could see the two of them starting a book club.
My unpopular opinion about this character - That I actually like her??? I mean a lot of people dislike her for really silly reasons, and I’m honestly really glad the core people in this fandom (or at least the people I consider to be the core) all genuinely seem to appreciate her as a character.
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon - In Sweetpea Beauty I really wish there would’ve been a little more with her and Larry honestly. ALSO MARLEE AND LOUIS NEED SOME EXPLANATION.