“Actually just gimme sushi and I’d die for you.”
“I has a boob window but that’s ok!”
“O he want aggressive huggy wuggy.”
"Ducking hell I'm still awake?!"
“THATS IT! NO MORE FINGIE FOOD FOR THREE MOONS”
"wait....so spider boi.....skinny boi....skinny jeans?"
"Do you sell the wacky tobacky?"
“If my 50th birthday cake isn't a fire hazard I'm gonna be disappointed.”
“If I make it to my 50th birthday I'm gonna be disappointed.”
"Are freezers cold ovens or are ovens warm freezers?"
“Pumpkin spice my asshole!”
"IF YOU USE THE D WORD ON ME WE'RE GONNA HAVE WORDS"
"Gay runs in the family"
"LET ME LOVE YOU BITCH!"
“Don’t question me double dicks!”
“How do you know I don’t mean sucking a donkey?”
“I mean, I did just talk about almost being murdered in a bread fight...”
“How the hell do you forget about a gas explosion?”
"It's just a minor death. It's fine"
“Why is my butt wet?”
”If depresso, take espresso!”
“What’s the first thing that comes to your mind that makes you cry?” “Um...watermelons.”
“Anything can be out of context if you try hard enough.”
“It was just a lick of a tide pod”