Sep 2, 2019
PAKs got all his cooking skills from watching Howtobasic videos
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PAKs got all his cooking skills from watching Howtobasic videos
wAs AsKed to mAKe A retinAl scAnner for A client. But sPellchecK must hAve PlAyed it’s PArt becAuse it corrected it to rectAl. I hoPe they don’t mind the modificAtion.
“Ugh, disgusting, why do I even bother with you.”
becAuse I could blow your Pretty little heAd off your shoulders with A Push of A button.
“...”
Ok but Harpymom still occasionally brings lost and/or hiveless grubs to Seraph so he wouldn’t be so lonely. PAKs now has to open a place for wayward wrigglers
Seraph: *coughing up blood* Am I dying. PAKs: You're adjusting. Seraph: *blood leaking from every orifice* PAKs: *the sound of duct-tape* I can handle this.
gimme the pros n cons of dating PAKs!
Pros:
Tall boi
Goes out of his way to help others
Enjoys the company of others and enjoys hosting
Will put his partners needs before his own
Brews his own coffee, even if its terrible
Pretty sociable when he gets to know someone
Deals well under stress
Gamer
Cons:
Gamer
Terrible sleep patterns
Caffeine addiction
Anxiety issues
Hard time telling others no
Has difficulty remaining loyal, considering how he sometimes takes payment for his services
His psionics are highly unstable and could pose a risk to close around him
Doesn’t have much of a sense of humor
Might ghost you rather then deal with really difficult personal issues
It’s Pretty hArd to find decent helP Around here. My mAin go to cAn’t sit still to sAve their life. And no I don’t meAn thAt sexuAlly rePressed mess I cAll a hivemAte.
When was the last time you brushed your teeth you caffeine addled bulge wrangler.
Alright, next PlAn of Action, cArrier Pigeon.
PAKs and Seraph’s relationship can be summarized as: Seraph claims that right Twix are best Twix while PAKs insists there is no difference whatsoever and it ends in several hours long debate with both of them attempting to credit verifiable sources to back themselves up
𝆗 You’d think busting my back for this tunnel dweller would actually get me a night off once in a while. If it’s not carry this or hold that than it’s a nearly killer walk to pick up coffee for a cretin who forgets to bathe once a perigee. 𝆘
> It’s cerAintly better then being spAre pArts, isn’t it Mr. Plug n PlAy? <