#pal anon

[birusoda]

Soon enough, the loading path ends at the blurry square. The aptly named digi-dust (do not consume it, it tastes like static) clearing away from the new prompt... oh, this may be familiar. A CAPTCHA makes itself known on the square: [Prove that you are human]

The image consists of an armless stick figure holding a chainsaw above a wooden log with the caption 'lumberly actions' in wiggly letters. ... The tug is gone.

This seems easy enough. With a few taps she enters "lumberly actions" into the empty box, though it was technically highly debatable that she counts as a human right now.

"Definitely not ominous at all..."

[y2kais]

well. this feels familiar somehow. hello!! where the hellfuck are we

-P.a.L anon

Are... You new around here?

No. Born and raised in this liminal space with poorly drawn hearts and a Mean Girls cosplayer. YES, I'm new here. Where ARE we?

Well, uh... Right now we're in MSPaint.

[hlvraiarcade]

hi knockoff half life guard, i bully nye relentlessly- so other than the whole abt to die thing how've you been -P.a.L anon

i’ve been being. was on vacation for a longgggg time before gettin’ put back out here... just been being.

[gabibraunmustwin]

But at least you DO admit she is a murderer on top of her having a "small fandom". You are a delusional little bunch. And yeah I DO find it sick that you would want the company of a pint-sized killer if you had that option. That isn't normal, bitch.

Gabi is a murderer@!?!?!??!?! WHAT?

I HAD NO IDEA 

DELETING THIS BLOG RN

[kekkaisensen-imagines]

all i want in life is klaus in a dress 😩👏👏👏 -pal anon

good stuff… good stuff

[birusoda]

[Who's there?]

"It's me, Azura? I've... got your invitation thingy earlier and somehow ended up in cyberspace-"

[birusoda]

Our sincerest apologies, PAL is in a bit of a mood... evidenced by her recent tirade about the poor life quality and treatment of knock off phones. She will not be bothering you any longer. At all. Don't expect her blue face anytime soon. -The head of PAL labs

WAIT- PAL??? oh god i haven't heard from her in months, WAIT YOU CAN'T JUST WALK IN AND TELL ME THAT????

don't deactivate her i'm sure that'll hurt her a lot!!!

[birusoda]

A meagre handful of cyan confetti rains down just as the prompt changes to:

[WELCOME] It... slides down, unfolding a blue rectangle before bending at a ninety degree angle to lay flat on the ground. A loading icon circles around to create a door knob on the rectangle. Which is now a door. Poggers for that also. __________ | | | | | O | | | | | ____________ / [WELCOME] \ ------------------- O /|\ <- You /\

She makes a face, quietly wondering what lies on the other side before cautiously reaching for the doorknob, opening it.