#palcolm

[allaboutmalcolm]

payton and juuuddee sitting in a tree- you know how the rest goes, right?

“Yes I know how the rest goes, and neither of them should be in the tree??? What the fuck Jude??? You just had surgery!! Payton get the fuck out of the tree too, you’ll fall and break your face!”

@princesspaytonlutz @judebelinskirp

[panalamb]

@mistermalcolmbaddock 

[allaboutmalcolm]

Have you ever realised that maybe your pathetic excuse of a girlfriend is getting tired of you?

“You obviously don’t know Payton. If she was getting tired of me she would say so. She’s a lot more savage than all of you realize.”

@princesspaytonlutz