#pale probs

[dingletragedy]

i’ve put the st. moriz fake tan on forgetting that the shops close at 4 but i have to leave this on for 4 hours before i can rinse it. so to anyone i see in aldi i apologies if i blind you with my orangeness 

[jackal-0-pe]

Pale Rant

[adorablyatrocious-blog]

One of the reasons that I'm grateful I don't live in Florida is the need to put spf 100 sunscreen everyday in order to stay pale 💀

[ghostly-jester]

'I don't need sunscreen' I say as I take my white ass out to the hot beach and burn alive.

[offensivemermaid-blog]

I had to get the palest shade of foundation and it's still a little too dark what is my life

[kaycookiecake]

Not only did I get a sunburn today but I also have heat exhaustion???? My head is pounding and my skin is burning, rlly rlly sore

[alltookel]

Some people get kissed by the sun but I get bitch slapped

[oatmeal59]

Art???