#palxmpsest

[theqameison]

multiples of three please

03: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

As much as I prefer to have my sheets neatly tucked in and readily made before I sleep in it, that never happens. So my sheets are usually out and messily made from the night before since I never have time to make my bed in the morning.

06: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

Previously answered here.

09: Do you always smile for pictures?

Previously answered here.

12: Have you ever peed in the woods?

When nature calls, you gotta go when you gotta go right?

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?

Previously answered here.

18: What is your Song of the week?

[ ♪ ] LATCH by DISCLOSURE feat. SAM SMITH

21: Whats your least favorite movie?

Previously answered here.

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

Previously answered here.

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?

Funny that you asked because there’s an interesting story to go along with it— you see, it was really random when it happened. I was randomly walking around (minding my own business), until some unknown woman started kissing me. Obviously I subconsciously and instinctively reciprocated the kiss until she pulled back, but I cannot recall if I caught her name after that. [ palxmpsest ]

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

Wow… I think the last time I wrote a letter to someone on paper was nearly a month ago? I’m not quite sure, but it might’ve been to Jooyeon when I sent her a pair of red bottom stilettos to match that red tie she got me, heh. [ stilettoxjooyeon ]

33: Ever ran out of gas?

Previously answered here.

36: What is your usual bedtime?

I don’t really have a set bed time since my schedule can be unpredictable, so it’s hard to even estimate a given time. After all, there are days where I don’t even sleep.

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?

Seeing how I was born in 1989, that makes me the year of the Snake.

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

Building cabins with Lincoln Logs is nice, but I was able to build more with Legos. That’s why Legos are so much better than Lincoln Logs in my honest opinion.

45: Ever watch soap operas?

Previously answered here.

48: Do you sing in the shower?

Part of me wants to say no, but let’s be real— we all do whether we admit it or not.

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? 

After one of the investigations I’ve conducted, one of my clients who happened to be a stylist suggest that I model for one of the photo shoots he was working at as a bonus compensation. That was probably a few months ago now.

54: Ever eat a pierogi?

I’ve eaten a pierogi before— there’s nothing special about it to be honest. It’s just a dumpling filled with some sort of filling.

57: Do you believe in ghosts?

Previously answered here.

60: Wear slippers?

Only at my apartment or if the person has slippers for me to wear at theirs.

63: First concert?

For the life of me, I seriously can’t remember my first concert.

66: Cheetos Or Fritos?

I never really liked fritos or cheetos, but if I had to pick between the two: cheetos.

69: Ever take dance lessons?

Previously answered here.

72: Ever won a spelling bee?

I can proudly say that I have won a spelling bee… in primary / junior high school.

75: Own a record player?

As a matter of fact, I currently own a record player as well as a few vinyl records.

78: Who would you like to see in concert?

My schedule is too busy for me to fit in a concert, but if I could see one it would I’m not sure who it’ll be for. I mean, if I do make time, it might as well be a festival.

81: Tea or coffee?

Previously answered here.

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Of course— isn’t that something you learn while learning how to swim?

87: Ever won a contest?

I’ve won quite a few contest— I suppose that makes me a bit lucky, neh?

90: Can you knit or crochet?

Knitting or crocheting isn’t something I’d do, though my omma does.

93: If married, how long have you been married?

Previously answered here.

96: Do you have kids?

As of right now, no I do not have kids— I don’t even like them that much.

99: Do you miss anyone right now?

It’d be a terrible lie if I said I didn’t miss a few people right now…

[theqameison]

"I swear to god Woobin if you don't move right now..."

Send my character things that would be said during sex. They'll have to come up with an alternate situation for them!

‘I swear to God Woobin if you don’t move right now…’ he heard her say in a growl.

In the wake of hearing such a declaration, he couldn’t help but wonder what she would do if he didn’t move. As Woobin waited for her to perhaps continue with her statement, after a few moments of lingering silence he realized she wasn’t going to finish that hostile sentence. Quite frankly, this amused him to no end because, as it would appear, she was fully of empty threats. 

‘Typical,’ he spat mentally.

Raising a challenging eyebrow at her, a smug like smirk crept onto his sharp features before he impishly snickered under his breath, shaking his head at her disapprovingly. Clearly she didn’t have the courage to say what she wanted to say.

However, Woobin was still curious.

“If I don’t move right now, what?” he questioned her in a formidable tone.

[theqameison]

Mun vs. Muse - Corporal Punishment

Mun vs Muse -- Give me a topic and we'll argue maturely over it.

Topic: Corporal Punishment.

Mun: Hey Woobs, what do you call a punishment that pertains to the body?

Muse: [/muse gives mun a puzzled expression;] I don’t know… what?

Mun: Corporal Punishment [/mun mocks a military salute, snickering;]

Muse: You know, that was really dumb. Stop stealing lines from HIMYM.

Mun:  [/mun mocks another military salute;] Roger that, General Knowledge.

Muse: I’m serious, mun… [/muse glares daggers at the mun;] it’s not punny.

Mun:  FINE, FINE! [/mun throws hands in the air in defeat, only to mock one last military salute, whispering under breath;] Major Buzz-kill.

[theqameison]

Mun vs. Muse - Snakes

Mun vs Muse -- Give me a topic and we'll argue maturely over it.

Topic: Snakes.

Mun: [/mun cries in a dark corner somewhere;]

Muse: Do forgive my mun. It would appears to be a sensitive topic for this one.

Mun: [/mun peeps head into the light;] Not really, Woobs. I just don’t like them. I mean freakin’ hell, even looking at them makes my skin crawl.

Muse: …You don’t say? Look what we have here! [/throws a rubber snake at the mun;]

Mun: [/mun dies in a dark corner somewhere;]

[kanashitto]

⚠

⚠ - An emergency text

[ to: 画家 ] !!!!!!

[ to: 画家 ] fire !!!!!!

[ to: 画家 ] i set the kitchen on fire !!!!!

[ to: 画家 ] !!!!!

[ to: 画家 ] noona !!!!!!!

[ to: 画家 ] im panicking i’m going to end up shutting down and burning along with the whole apartment !!!!

[ to: 画家 ] !!!!!!!

[ to: 画家 ] help !!!!! 

[kanashitto]

❤

❤ - A heartfelt text

[ to: 画家 ] thank you. 

[ to: 画家 ] you are very important to me.

[ to: 画家 ] i don’t think i’ve ever told you this, but you give me that strange feeling inside like my father used to. is that what a sense of family is like?

[ to: 画家 ] i’ve heard a lot of families are broken. but not you and me.

[ to: 画家 ] are we family?

[ to: 画家 ] i don’t know. i just wanted to say thank you for giving me something to remember even when the world falls dark.

[ to: 画家 ] i think i’d still know you when my eyes shut for the last time and the world turned black forever. 

[kanashitto]

☾

☾ - A bedtime text

[ to: 画家 ] goodnight.

[ to: 画家 ] i think you forget that i do not sleep sometimes.

[ to: 画家 ] i will wait for you to wake up, though. 

[ to: 画家 ] goodnight.

[ to: 画家 ] are you asleep yet? 

[ to: 画家 ] ?????????????????? 

[ to: 画家 ] how long does it take for you to fall asleep usually?

[ to: 画家 ] do humans sleep long?

[ to: 画家 ] i will time you from now until you reply.

[ to: 画家 ] goodnight. 

[woobinx]

palxmpsest replied to your post:"Screw you!"

"I’m not your princess. Buzz off."

"You know, I'd just love to buzz off, but I'm pretty sure that you'd be bored without me."