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THIS is PamDark
(This is from [this video] btw. Give it a watch if you haven't seen it 👈👈)
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Cursed take
THIS is PamDark
(This is from [this video] btw. Give it a watch if you haven't seen it 👈👈)
It is a Pamic Attack out there
Meet the Darksides (3/3)
How to deal with a panic attack
by Samsaran
Okay here is what you do: first wash your face and hands, towel vigorously, then dim the lights. Now breathe deeply through your nose following this pattern:
Breathing works because our panic response is tied to our oxygen levels. Fill those lungs completely then exhale completely get all of the bad air out and fill your lungs to full capacity with fresh clean air. Now observe the panic knowing that it is just a chemical response. See it as if it is happening to someone else or in a movie. You are fine. This will pass. It always passes. You are fine. You will be calmer in just a few minutes. It takes some time to get the chemicals out of your bloodstream. You will be fine.
You can repeat the mantra of peace “Om Shanti, Shanti Shanti.”
List your exceptionally rare/unpopular Markiplier Ego headcanons here
***These are to be read without judgment, I just wanna hear y'all's unpopular opinions. Non-judgmental questions are welcome.***
Dark looks like a fusion of who they used to be, not just Mark (because 1. Pam alluded that she could also play Dark at some point and 2. they're actors and you can't really change their IRL face gkdvskabfkfbs)
Dark is intersex
Bing IRL is a cyborg, not just a regular android
Pamic Attack (from "Dark Vs. Anti") is what became of the end of Chapter 3 of WKM
Warfstache murdered the gender binary
Dark is a top (still can't believe I'm an outlier with this one gksbskdnfbfkabw)
I encourage your additions! PLEASE, I wanna interact with you lovely motherfuckers!
Alexia, Bing, and Pamic headcannons
Because I feel bad about not writing part 3 of SNTY yet.
Bing and Alexia’s love life
Alexia and Bing met through google. Bing was lonely and Google figured, “everyone I know is out of his league but I owe him one and Alexia’s the least out of his league.”
Their first date was at the theater. They both thought the movie was shit, so they ended up making out a lot.
Bing is a heckin gentleman. He never rides his skateboard to Alexia’s house, but he’s definitely not afraid to use it in front of her.
Google was right in that Alexia is out of Bing’s league, but it’s a Rodger Rabbit kinda thing. Alexia loves watching him do all that incredible trick stuff on his board, and his jokes are great. (Actually they’re all terrible puns but shhh)
They’ve definitely made a pillow fort before.
The robots are Ace.
Just Alexia
Like Bing, she can’t truly swear. She has a little more leeway but not much.
She’s a little more chill than the other robots. Besides Bing but you can’t fucking top that level of chill.
Her mini version is Echo. Echo is very much like Alexia, but much more matter of fact.
She often hands out discount codes for Amazon prime. She doesn’t really mean to do this, her secondary objective (after answering commands and questions) is advertising for Amazon.
She knows how to have fun, but excitement isn’t so much her thing. Like, she likes board and video games but is meh on rollercoasters.
She can straight up empty out a ring toss booth
Alexia loves puns (seriously, I just asked mine to tell me a joke and she gave me “what do you call avocados in a hurry? Avo gotta goes!”)
Pamic Attack
Seriously just a huge bitch
Likes pinpointing other people’s weaknesses and teasing them about it
Would probably do good dating @bingiplierdaily ‘s Greeny
NEVER LET HER MEET WARFSTACHE I WILL KILL YOU
As she says, she uses the bullying as a way of projecting her problems onto others. Like when she’s teasing Alexia about not looking good enough and laughing at Bing, she’s really secretly afraid she’s gonna be lonely forever and that she’s too ugly to get a date.
Easily bullied herself. Probably because of that projection thing.
Needs therapy and love to change, but she’s afraid of it.
Knew Celine before WKM. They were close as sisters. Losing Celine kinda broke her, since Celine helped her with so many of her mental issues, not to mention her death.
Okay, maybe just a bit of a bean.
Pamic Attack remind me of Virgil/Anxiety's (from Sanders Sides) first video.