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I didn't know enough about Joe Biden and now Tumblr's mad at me.............................................................................................. Hi! I'm Maddie! I make art, write stories, and like to roleplay with my many OCs! I am always happy to answer any questions, and love seeing what others are capable of!

[madelienenotmadeline]

I promise I'm not spam I've just been here for like eight years and I'm attached to the little red pyramid

[redstonedust]

i dont usually actually associate myself with redstone dust but im not gonna lie. every time i mine redstone in minecraft i do briefly go "woah thats me" . ive lost. im redstone. i have to accept it.

[redstonedust]

i refuse to judge people by their clothing choices but i did walk by an older man wearing a grand theft auto themed rick & morty shirt today and i have to say it was a bold choice. he's making a statement. it was. attention grabbing. for sure.

[redstonedust]

breaking news: villain who seemed reasonably well motivated and level headed for 80% of the story has begun throwing cars full of children around like they think theyre godzilla. experts are calling this a totally rational extension of their character. dont worry about it.

[lilsproutbudd]

when [they] touch yo wing dingaling /ref

[webcomicname]

[aya--bb]

genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.

[notemily]

via ered.bsky.social, the only kinds of unethical fiction:

people in the replies are going "what about books glorifying unethical things" and "what if it's propaganda" and you, my friends, are who this comic was made for

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[imagine-darksiders]

[cumdumpstiel]

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

[ihatejonarbuckle]

someone should doordash jon a subway sandwich with all the fixins right now. for absolutely no reason whatsoever 😇

i'll doordash him a knuckle sandwich

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[samcormac]

what’s the rush?

[rainwasheseverythingaway]

The time will pass anyway

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[i-would-like-a-jelly-baby]

Anyway, I rewatched Power of Kroll and remembered a lukewarm joke I made like a week ago

[strictlyquadrilateral]

one time i went to the doctor and said "i think i have some sort of damage in my neck from hurting it on a trampoline as a teen" and the doctor said "no you don't." and i said, "well, the day after i hurt my neck, my bioparents tried to make me climb a mountain because they didn't believe i was hurt, and just a few minutes up the mountain i sat down on the side of the trail because i was in so much pain i couldn't keep walking, and they just left me there, and eventually i forced myself to climb the rest of the mountain because i was terrified they were going to legitimately abandon me on the side of the mountain forever. and i'm here today because it just recently occurred to me that when most people say 'i have a crick in my neck' they mean 'i slept funny and now i'm a little sore' and not 'i'm functionally bedbound at the moment due to severe neck pain'." and the doctor said "you have permanent nerve damage in your neck."

[winkypants]

Every day this meme becomes more true and less funny

[datsderbunnyblog]

3rd place in a 1v1 🥀

[tomatertate]

beware of the man who speaks in hands